E.B. Ka’ramiit

Þorri
Microbiology lab tech
Future forensic entomologist
I work so my cat can eat wet food

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All day long I've been trying to write, unable to do so, one question on my mind: how do I start. I lay down to sleep, I begin to drift off. Then, suddenly, I know! It's perfect! I just... gotta...... write it down..........😴💤💤
#writerslife #WriterProblems

[Scotland Yard CSI- The Darkroom #Memoir #TrueCrime @ScotlandYardCSI]

Children dying in hot cars: a tragedy that can be prevented

"In the past 20 years, more than 800 #children have died after being forgotten in cars that became so intolerably hot the children died or suffered brain damage from #heatstroke."

https://t.co/t9twy0hniF #psychology

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@nicolefunke I got a call from people like this asking about selling my mom’s house (w/out even confirming I was her they rattled off her home address). I then used my boyfriends last name (he said 😍) to deny I was connected and tell them they’d given someone’s address to a stranger

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@WhitneyHemsath I have the world’s most intense sweet tooth and can confirm on the color and taste (it tasted like spinach and grass the first time I drank it) but idk on the color since I personally like most shades of green

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@inferno4dante As I am currently listening to an audiobook of Dracula, if more guys went around dressed as vampires and acting as suave as the count it would be such a distraction that I must unfortunately veto capes in public

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@AubryAndrews Adult man wants to take (who he thinks is an) underage girl out into the woods/mountains alone
Hey I’ve seen that forensic files episode

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I’m tired of characters that speak a foreign language flawlessly to the point of shocking native speakers
But I also don’t like characters who struggle through a language and get mocked
Where’s you’re average “speaks conversationally” language learners 😅

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Great weekend at Guthrie renn fair, I’m the one in the very middle about to get absolutely scrombled by the big guy with the Dane axe

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@WillieHandler Several, and they somehow keep popping up in my life 🙄

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@chipmunkofpower You should hopefully be done by Tuesday

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@WillieHandler Big mood

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@WipeHomophobia At the mention of trebuchet my pun master side was promptly shoved over by my medievalist reenactor side 😅

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@WipeHomophobia Wait a minute…
Long shot…
Trebuchet…
Was this a pun?

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@WipeHomophobia A siege weapon that, unlike a catapult which uses tension to launch, uses a dropped weight to launch a projectile with a sling. I’ve launched one a couple of times and it’s epic, but also more dangerous than a catapult due to all the moving parts

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@DreamingAria_ You beat my 200 by a country mile 😅

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Plus he knows the importance of not working too hard

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He gets a little too physical and has no respect for boundaries or personal space
But he really is the best in the biz for #proofreading

[4ocean @4ocean]

Plastic pollution is piling up on Guatemala's coastlines right now.

It's the rainy season, which means the plastic pollution crisis is at its peak in Guatemala. Along the coastline, there is an endless stream of single-use plastic that has traveled down the Rio Motagua.

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I have so much to do and so much going on (packing for a move, starting a new job, performing at a renn fair this weekend)
So obviously
Naturally
The only thing that could happen
My long creativity dry spell finally broke with a flood of inspiration when I have no time 😭

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@chipmunkofpower Me getting a call from the bank and calling back a minute later to be told they’re with a customer and can’t talk now

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@TheCleftonTwain Because

It’s morbing time