Murf girl

potato enthusiast

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

Sometimes I get the numbers in the catchpa wrong and I think like damn I guess I rlly am a robot

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

You can’t out pizza the hut

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

I’m a banana I gotta split 🏃🏼‍♀️

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

Say that again I didn’t quite hear ya

[chetom ✨🐸🧡⭐ @chetom_]

happy frog Friday! 🐸✨🍄

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

Using your distress as foreplay ~~~~~

[DramaAlert @DramaAlert]

Costco Guys behind the scenes 😂‼️

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

everyone eats

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

Cranberry sauce <<<<<<

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

I would imagine being a cat in my house , is similar to what the celebrities experience in regards to paparazzi

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

Popcorn maker
Kernel transformer
Maker of air puffed joy

Popcorn maker
Oh popcorn maker
Makes the best snack for any cowboy

Popcorn maker , never leave me
For your air puffed snack , is like crack

❤️

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

An ode to my popcorn maker -coming soon

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

I myself, cannot

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

Shoutout to the girls who blow dry their hair every day u are strong women

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

Nothing I hate more than a motivational water bottle

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

@DrMartyPets Put whip cream in their food ?

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

Twitter becoming X just doesn’t sit right w me are we even tweeting anymore

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

Not me observing the 4 year old at the BBQ to study for My boards

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

Why is Twitter called X now lmaooo

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

Are we even friends if u don’t know about my recurring hamster dream

[Murf girl @I_amPollyPocket]

Srsly who has the time to eat a salad