John Carr

#WinningTeam #TeamLibra ♎ Live and let live

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

I like swimming in deep water.

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Truck carrying Ramen Noodles crashes. Estimated loss to the company: $27.42

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

Is it alright to cry when you're dying inside? Perfect imperfection

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

Not gonna lie. The Apollo 13 from Cheba hut is dope asf

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

Guess your peacing out ✌🏽️

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

Need this life.

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The average amount of time a woman can keep a secret is 47 hours and 15 minutes.

[LIBRA @AboutLibras]

#Libra is always there to help the ones they love.

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

Does 3 reps checks mirror for growth... GTFO little big man

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

Swear to god this Indian dude flexes in the mirror more than works out. *lifts 2 reps flexes 5 times*

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

If you know I'm waiting to use a machine don't fucking superset your workout with chest and calves...

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

I hate not being able to be there for the people I care about. That shit literally tears me apart.

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

Torn apart by the seams of my dreams, I'm not feeling this situation. Runaway try to find that safe place to hide

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

Because you didn't wanna start anything... The pizza lunchable is most def better than the ham and cheese one... #sorrynotsorry

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

Need a bench partner. Like ASAP Rocky

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

Nothing more annoying than babies screaming at the top of their lungs... Not annoyed at the baby, but their parents for not parenting.

[John Carr @I_am_JCarr]

Gym time, time to get big Yooo