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[Sal𓇼 @httpssallly]

Them skinny babes with big boobs do something to me

[BISHOP⚔️ @Opeoluwa]

God! see as Rihanna dey thirst for her man.

God go help me punish all these stupid 9ja babes wey dey stress men.

[TOBY @I_am_Toby]

@Guudtek @xyezerr I think he just posted for reactions
So let’s give him what he wants

[TOBY @I_am_Toby]

@xyezerr Mbappe did not/ has not and can never ruin Madrid
There’s no new logic you can bring to justify that weak claim born of emotion
We all watched what happened last season don’t can’t like theres something hidden only you can see.

[TOBY @I_am_Toby]

@gloBaahL @xyezerr Obviously

[DEE ❤ @Olami_deeEbony]

The security man in our office didn't come to work today because his wife put to bed.

The tradition in our office is that whenever a staff member has a major celebration, like a wedding or child dedication, everyone contributes ₦20,000 towards a gift and support.

So HR said we shouldn't wait until the baby dedication since the man would really need the money now. The company would sort it out first and then deduct the ₦20,000 contribution from each of our salaries at the end of the month.

There are 11 of us in the office, so the plan was for everyone to contribute ₦20,000, making ₦220,000 in total. ₦20,000 would be used to buy diapers, while the remaining ₦200,000 would be transferred to his account.

Then a lady in Accounting said, "Why should we contribute ₦20,000 for a common gateman? He doesn't even earn up to that amount as salary. She has a lot of expenses this month. Let's just do ₦5,000 each."

The annoying part is that this same lady had an appendix operation not long ago, and nobody complained when the whole office contributed to support her.

Some people are naturally wicked.

[TOBY @I_am_Toby]

@theTocee @Ewatomiby Guyyy I don find for this Abj tire

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

we need other countries to start doing this👏

[TOBY @I_am_Toby]

@ultimate_kombo But yours hasn’t changed it still UCL’less 💔

[TOBY @I_am_Toby]

@xJusT_SmaLL @ultimate_kombo He didn’t say what they posted

[Chisom Agbafor @ChisomAgbafor]

Ever since I bailed one agbero in my street, I’ve been feeling like a don.

He has apparently told everyone, so word on the street is that I’m the baddest lawyer on the block.

Every time I’m leaving for work or coming back home, the hype is crazy.

No be everything be money.

[TOBY @I_am_Toby]

@xJusT_SmaLL @ultimate_kombo Now wey news don comot say Casemiro no talk watin he talk, which of una creators don come outside admit say na misinformation or even delete their post even after Fabrizio don delete him own?

[Oyiga Micheal @Nsukka_okpa]

Fabrizio made a post abt Casemiro referring to Messi as the God of Football and Messi fans went on a frenzy.

They made videos on that one comments like little kids 😂

Now Fabrizio has deleted the post as it’s misinformation and none of them has deleted theirs.

Salamalekum.

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

8 months 1 training session
under Alonso under Mourinho

[TOBY @I_am_Toby]

@xJusT_SmaLL @ultimate_kombo Nope. Same with my content creators
It’s your content creators that do the opposite.
Banter creators dey, Football pondints dey, then both in one dey (banter and facts)

[TOBY @I_am_Toby]

@xJusT_SmaLL @ultimate_kombo I trust some of the sources I heard them from. Simply as that. Cus when those same sources post negative content about my fan base nobody asks these questions.

[TOBY @I_am_Toby]

@xJusT_SmaLL @ultimate_kombo Do you ask all your Fan base content creators these questions before you like their posts?

[TOBY @I_am_Toby]

@xJusT_SmaLL @ultimate_kombo You wan tell me say you no believe say jazz dey? Them no born you well make you talk yes 😂

[W @_common_W_]

#whoremembers