Stephanie Jones

Architecture lover, volleyball player, tree pit enthusiast

[Stephanie Jones @I_do_declare]

@alifootball1 Oh man. How does it feel to be a card-carrying member? Oh yeah…like shit. Sorry dude.

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Want to see me break a world record? Make sure I'm on a bicycle with my $800 dye job when it starts to rain

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I think the tank top and bucket hat people are gonna be embarrassed to show those photos of themselves to their adult children someday

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@kevinfkelleher People pay good money for that kind of exfoliation

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Raise your hand if your lungs have ever been personally victimized by a global pandemic and forest fires

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Me emailing cis men:
Regards,
Stephanie

Me emailing other:
Thank you!!!! Enjoy the rest of your day!
Best,
Stephanie

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Need Summer things like sunglasses and sandals, but hate summer? Do what I do about it and wait for Fall when you don't need them and just be angry about it next year

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@alifootball1 @TimShoemaker Idk were you asking for it?

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Just realized doomscrolling actually makes me motion sick. Could explain some, but not all, of the last 400 years

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After a year indoors it's now harder to tell the crazies from the eccentrics, if I do gobbly gook mayself

[Young New Yorkers @YoungNewYorkers]

Join us this Monday for our Manhattan DA forum when Young New Yorkers graduates will ask the DA candidates about #artnotjail and the future of youth justice in NYC. RSVP here: https://t.co/bd92UBZ7C4

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It turns out the cutesy voice with which I'd been talking to my cats and computer during wfh is actually not so cute when used at the office.

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With my bad asthma and bony butt, the bicycle and I are not natural allies. Yet we're getting on alright

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Lie to me and tell me you don't remember the smell of a Spencer's Gifts

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Spending nearly 5 hours on the phone then immediately taking an hour nap is so introvert it hurt

[Alexis Johnson @alexisjreports]

Serena is in year 25 of her professional career and y’all really don’t give it up for her like y’all do LeBron and that man in Tampa.

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Keep seeing "Super Bowl LIV" and thinking..well, obviously they didn't prerecord this

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@alifootball1 Cream cheese, cheddar, and blue cheese in my buff chickie dip

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Bill Cowher's mustache

[Bess Kalb @bessbell]

What a joy and privilege to watch the Poem of Amanda Gorman (feat. the inauguration of Joe Biden)