OK forget about what I said yesterday - THIS is the absolute worst picture of Trump ever taken. So for fuck’s sake, out of basic human decency, do not retweet it and accidentally expose more people to it. Fuckface would be devastated.
Mamdani closed a $12B deficit in 132 days, fixed 100K+ potholes, secured millions for gig workers, fined corrupt landlords millions, raised snow workers to $30/hr, and violent crime hit historic lows.
THIS IS WHAT A LEADER DOES!!
NBC told The Office writers to make the craziest opening scene in the show's history for their Super Bowl episode. Budget was unlimited. The $12,000 stuffed cat was a rounding error.
The cold open took 1.5 days to shoot. Normal production for seven minutes of Office screen time is 45 minutes. Two identical trained cats. One thrown up, one dropped down. Trainers in the ceiling. A custom $12K replica on standby. The cast genuinely panicked because the chaos was more intense than rehearsal had prepared them for.
The math behind that mandate is the most underpriced story in television.
Super Bowl XLIII pulled 98.7 million viewers on NBC. The network owned the broadcast that year, which meant they also owned the thirty minutes after the final whistle. The single most valuable piece of real estate in broadcast television.
NBC didn't randomly pick The Office for the slot. They ran promos during the 2008 Summer Olympics six months earlier and watched audience response numbers. The data said The Office had the highest conversion potential among their Thursday comedies. So they gave Paul Lieberstein a blank check for the cold open and told him to hold the audience.
Stress Relief pulled 22.9 million viewers. The Office averaged 11 million that season. One episode doubled the audience.
The real payoff came every Thursday after.
The Super Bowl lead-in exists to solve a specific problem: how do you convert casual sports viewers into appointment viewers for your highest-margin timeslot? NBC's Thursday comedy block was already a nine-figure business. Every retained viewer from that 98.7 million audience becomes a Thursday customer for the next four seasons of the show.
Friends ran this exact play in 1996. "The One After the Super Bowl" pulled 52.9 million viewers, still the most-watched scripted episode in television history. Friends averaged 25 million that season. They doubled their audience and locked in another four years of appointment viewing.
$12,000 on a stuffed cat against that retention target is the cheapest marketing spend NBC ever made.
The opening scene was customer acquisition dressed up as comedy.
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Macron bugün bu fotoğrafı paylaştı.
Fotoğraf, Epstein’ın Melania Trump ile samimi bir durumda olduğunu gösteriyor!!
Her neyse, söylenene göre kendisinin “cinsel nimfomani” hastalığından muzdarip olduğu ve Epstein’ın adasında Melania Trump ile ilişki yaşamamış kimsenin kalmadığı iddia ediliyor.
Emmanuel Macron hedefi, 12 den vurmuş.
BREAKING: I can confirm with 99% confidence that the reason Melania Trump came out yesterday with her Epstein Statement is because of information possessed by a former friend, and Epstein survivor, Brazilian Model Amanda Ungaro.
Ungaro was also the partner of Trump admin official Paolo Zampolli, who she alleges had her deported. They have a son together. Paolo Zampolli also claims to have introduced Trump to Melania.
Amanda is a victim of Epstein's and was brought to the US from Paris by her modeling agent Jean-Luc Brunel when was 17. She had a 20 year friendship with Melania.
Remember her name. You will be hearing so much about her in the coming weeks that Trump will likely Nuke Iran over it.
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#Patriots HC Mike Vrabel was at Arizona State’s Pro Day today, checking out 6’6��, 321-pound OL Max Iheanachor.
No other HC does it like this.
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You'll Stay Stuck Until You Understand These 4 Rules of Human Psychology:
1. The 90-Second Rule — Jill Bolte Taylor
- Any emotion triggered in your body
- Lasts only 90 seconds chemically
- After that, every second you stay in it
- Is a choice you are making to keep feeling it
- You are not your emotions. You are the one watching them.
2. The 5-Second Rule — Mel Robbins
- The moment you have an instinct to act on a goal
- You have exactly 5 seconds before your brain kills it
- Count backwards. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1. Move.
- Your brain is not designed to do hard things
- It is designed to keep you safe and comfortable
- These are not the same thing.
3. The Mirror Rule
- What irritates you most in others
- Is almost always something unresolved in yourself
- What you admire most in others
- Is almost always something undeveloped in yourself
- The people around you are not random
- They are a reflection you haven't finished reading yet
4. The Contrast Effect — Daniel Kahneman
- Your brain never evaluates anything in isolation
- Everything is judged relative to what surrounds it
- The same salary feels rich or poor depending on who you compare it to
- The same life feels blessed or cursed depending on your reference point
- You do not see reality. You see context.
- Change the comparison and you change the emotion.