Ian

[Tom Fornelli @TomFornelli]

Connor Bedard is so good at hockey that most people assume he's an American, but he's not. He's actually Canadian, but you shouldn't hold that against him. In fact, it's even more impressive that a Canadian can be this good.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

Canada now has zero Lombardi trophies and zero 2026 Milano Cortina women’s hockey gold medals

[J ♣️🔴 @jamoke__]

@NFLMemes

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

That really was a great game. The SEC is the new Big 12. Very entertaining football.

[Ian @Iaaaaannn]

@Brparadox 57,892

[feitelberg @FeitsBarstool]

I’m about to start talking downright recklessly about the New England Patriots

[Hank Lockwood @hen_ease]

I just wish @PabloTorre had bet Jared Goff first TD on Sunday night, he would not have let this act of tyranny slide

[Craig Carton @craigcartonlive]

Bigger than Spygate and Deflategate - Dan Campbell confirms the Goff TD was overturned by Replay Assist from NY - They created a penalty and took 74 seconds to do it to help KC out - this is the biggest NFL scandal in 25 years and proves what I and many others have been saying about KC - they don't win on merit - they could because they are really good but The NFL doesn't ask them too -

[Boston Cream 🍩 @BostonCream]

“I can’t wait for Patriots football”

5 minutes into the game:

[Ian @Iaaaaannn]

My top 10 artists/bands 2025:

[Ian @Iaaaaannn]

@Lukew29 @LakersDailyCom

[Ian @Iaaaaannn]

@Lukew29 @buttjones420 @ConnorMcclay55 Luke is defending the make believe robot but I’d get a drink with you

[Ian @Iaaaaannn]

The whole team should get Presidential Medals of Freedom

[Ian @Iaaaaannn]

Thank you for your service, Philadelphia

[Adam Levitan @adamlevitan]

Reminder for today:

1. If a player you liked all summer hits, tell everyone how smart you are. And how dumb they are.

2. If a player you liked all summer fails, explain it's only Week 1. And only idiots overreact to a 1-game sample.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

Good Luck Gambling Bunny. Retweet or you’ll have bad gambling luck all season

[Mr Overprayed @MrOverprayed]

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[Sam Cahn @samcahntent]

Larry David himself couldn’t come up with a funnier bit than this