Iain Arthur

[Iain Arthur @IainArthur]

@RockHardScoop @hoovlet @EPoe187 In the spirit of the article I'm sure you'll now live near a reef in about 10m of water without breathing gear and follow that up by trying to mate with a female hyena.

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@Scienceofsport Which is why no woman under 6foot/1.83m will ever get close to Missy Franklin's (6'2"/1.88m) 200m backstroke WR....wibble, wibble wibble etc, wibble ;)

[Iain Arthur @IainArthur]

@Mark1815Mp @ArchRose90 Sounds like a very substantial meal...

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@janeclarejones No female armed police either, apparently menstruation makes you unsuitable in temperament according to some in Police Scotland.
https://t.co/Rr6rEELlka

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@CAMOKAT6 @soniasodha WTF - they were smacking a baby for putting a toy in his mouth!!

That's how they explore the world FFS

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@Jarvis_Dupont 4 of them have no obvious head tilt, so must be one of them..

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@alextalbot116 @BRITMAN73317470 @AgiBergman @LiamThorpECHO @PaulDuffy1192 Dianne Abbott a London MP who does not need to travel or pay for accom in London claimed £217k vs his £222k

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@alextalbot116 @BRITMAN73317470 @AgiBergman @LiamThorpECHO @PaulDuffy1192 IPSA holds all the data on MP expenses, so far 21/22 is not fully reported, he was elected Dec 19, so 19/20 is unsurprinsgly a bit lower than 20/21.
20/21 is reported as 90% spent on Office & Staff, remainder on accommodation & travel.

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@AgiBergman @LiamThorpECHO @PaulDuffy1192 His costs for FY 19/20 were much lower than 20/21 - can you think of a reason why?

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@shiv5468 @lordofthebanned You will go far. It is double pleasure to deceive the deceiver ;

[Iain Arthur @IainArthur]

@shiv5468 @lordofthebanned If you're dealing with partners regularly, you'll need to dial up your 'Machiavelli' ;)

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@alffrommelmac1 @DscvrChnnld @bradweber1981 @jk_rowling @salltweets tried that by setting up a social network just for women following the oft heard 'if you don't like it set up your own etc'.
They then came for her and the Aus Human Rights commission started an investigation https://t.co/j7F6PfMFca

madness

[Sall Grover @salltweets]

To resolve the human rights complaint against me & Giggle, I’ve been told I need to:
• Be re-educated on sex & gender to better run an app for “females”.
• Allow all males who ID as women on the app.
• Monitor what women post to protect male feelings.

I have said #NoThankYou

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@KonstantinKisin Sounds more like a Kier Starmer joke

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@MccartneyLes @ArchRose90 She can pop in every few hours and not miss anything

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@OldRoberts953 So what you're saying is that Hugh Laurie is not, in fact, American or a doctor? ....

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@DscvrChnnld @bradweber1981 @jk_rowling Twitter being twitter again....

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@EssexPR Is that not icing sugar on his cornflakes?

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@varindeus And not the cool, intelligent captain of a submarine.....

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@HJoyceGender @glendaheron Come on, they only have 11 English versions of Mein Kampf, and only 1 available for immediate dispatch, the others might take a couple of weeks...

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@RegalHarvester @DonnySchlect @WomensHealthMag @HilaryDuff Someone's been missing out on the decades of 'Dieux du Stade' calendars - IIRC this shot was even in Vogue