Iain Simpson

Former Labour Party parliamentary candidate for Broadland and Fakenham. All tweets in a personal capacity.

[Iain Simpson @IainSimpson]

Hypnotising people into larger breasts *while unqualified* is such an incredible low.

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: Zack Polanski was not a full member of the National Council of Hypnotherapy despite telling clients he was

[@thetimes]

[Lambeth Labour @LambethLabour]

.@ZackPolanski

You and @Lambethgp have selected this candidate to represent the Green Party in Lambeth.

These racist views do not represent Lambeth. This is not who we are.

Are you going to withdraw Saiqa Ali as a candidate and condemn her views?

[Iain Simpson @IainSimpson]

@Jess4Lowestoft @kathtemple A welcome victory for common sense!

[Laura Shepherd-Robinson @LauraSRobinson]

THE ART OF A LIE, is out TODAY! It's a tale of murder, trickery, love, betrayal & Georgian London's first 'iced cream' parlour. I can't wait for you to meet Hannah & William, my two favourite characters of any of my books. Look at that beautiful cover. How can you resist? 💚🍍🍦

[Laura Shepherd-Robinson @LauraSRobinson]

In my new novel, THE ART OF A LIE, Hannah Cole is struggling to run her confectionery shop in 18th Century London and she believes an Italian delicacy called 'iced cream' might be the answer to her problems. So yesterday I made ice cream the Georgian way!🍦A thread...

[Iain Simpson @IainSimpson]

@caitlin_mmm @MattZeitlin That's city council area, which is the historic boundary and much smaller than urban area.

[Iain Simpson @IainSimpson]

@darioperkins I'm old enough to remember when high energy prices were meant to be ultimately deflationary. Bliss that it was to be alive in 2022...how little we knew.

[Dan Tomlinson MP @Dan4Barnet]

Confirmed today: outside of the pandemic, the last time pay rises were higher than they are right now was 2007.

I know that Tories and Reform want to talk down Britain, but it's clear that working people are better off under Labour.

There's more to do, but this is good news.

[Iain Simpson @IainSimpson]

Liz Truss literally grasping at straws here trying to explain how last year's election result wasn't in large part a judgement on her economic failure...

[Liz Truss @trussliz]

I tried to stop the ludicrous British government plastic straw ban back in 2018.

These lefty policies resulted in the Conservatives getting trounced in 2024.

Good for @realDonaldTrump for standing up for common sense.

[Iain Simpson @IainSimpson]

@melaniedesmith @teaforpterosaur You will both have your reward in heaven. Strangers are by far the most effective at distracting tantruming kids because they're new and exciting!

[Iain Simpson @IainSimpson]

@teaforpterosaur @melaniedesmith But you don't need volume to distract them. That's what I don't quite get. If they're tiny enough to need screens to distract then they're tiny enough to watch a cartoon without needing dialogue because bright colours etc.

[Iain Simpson @IainSimpson]

@teaforpterosaur @melaniedesmith Special place in hell for teenagers/adults who watch phones with no headphones on public transport is the hill I'll die on. I have a bit of sympathy for those trying to stop kids from tantruming, it's annoying but the sound of screaming children is more annoying so...

[Iain Simpson @IainSimpson]

@benjaminbutter @virginmedia https://t.co/ijb8bGkiIc - don't waste hours if they won't cooperate. Just file and you'll find them rather more responsive.

[Iain Simpson @IainSimpson]

@MattSingh_ Although you could make a case that a global active equity portfolio is basically a US portfolio is basically a Mag7 portfolio. And that you get more diversification from increasing unlisted asset allocation. And that given minimum efficient size for direct investment...

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Today we honour those who made the ultimate sacrifice for our country.

We will remember them.

[Torsten Bell @TorstenBell]

Good idea: making sure long term empty properties are brought into use
Bonkers nonsense: BBC homepage article stating as fact that “If all empty homes were brought back into use, the housing crisis would be solved at a stroke”. Utter nonsense. https://t.co/ZzqRl1Yyeg

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

Slava Ukraini. Today and always 🇬🇧🇺🇦