Iain swift

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@ChrisEllyEllis

[Michael Lavelle @mikelavelle93]

This may be the greatest 2 minutes and 44 seconds of television I’ve ever seen

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@DanniBennett89

[Notts County FC @Official_NCFC]

YOU SHALL NOT PASS! ⛔️

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@DanniBennett89

[Spina Kicks🥇 @Spinaaaaa17]

OMG IS THIS A TALENT OR MADNESS?👀

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@DanniBennett89 the mascot 😂

[Sporťák @SportakCZ]

Maskot Beranů včera rozpoutal pozápasovou potyčku mezi hráči Zlína a Kolína.

📽️ IG svet_hokeje

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@DanniBennett89

[Matt Casey 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 🇬🇧 @MattCas04807118]

Get a dog they said! 😳

The dog is thinking this is the best play time ever by that tail.😊😊

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@ChrisEllyEllis have you seen this? 😂

[Sporťák @SportakCZ]

Maskot Beranů včera rozpoutal pozápasovou potyčku mezi hráči Zlína a Kolína.

📽️ IG svet_hokeje

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@DanniBennett89

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@ChrisEllyEllis see what I mean? The odd gem.

[Trump Girl 🇺🇲🦅🇺🇲 @MAGA__Patriot]

When ideology collides with reality.

A woman who publicly identifies as a dog was attacked by an actual dog. It's a strange moment that raises a bigger question: when society blurs the line between identity and reality, what happens when the real world pushes back?

Reality doesn't care about trends, hashtags, or feelings. The world still runs on truth, biology, and consequences.

Sometimes the most uncomfortable moments expose how far culture has drifted from common sense.

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@ChrisEllyEllis get this video on the jumbotron for the dance moves alone.

[Emotion & Music @Emotion78687]

Always amazed that this boyband went on conquer the world, have a 50+ years career and they're still going.

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@salbre81 We also knocked them out the FA Cup in 2010. Great night that was.

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@DanniBennett89

[YFI 𝕏 @YFIHQ]

They get old but never grow up.

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@DanniBennett89

[🏹 My Nottingham @MyNottingham]

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[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@DanniBennett89

[Sandy Tregent @SandyofSuffolk]

A Place in the Sun ☀️
Tonight's edition with Jasmine Harman on a very grey, windy and deserted beach in Estepona. 🇪🇸 Because it's 5am. 🤣

The buyers have 230,000 with 30,000 wiggle room. You know, the same old script which is 20 years old now, Jasmine using 'all her skills etc etc'. Yawn. 😫

They want views, near the beach and traditional.

Property 1 is huge but the woman buyer with the annoying voice wants more space. Her partner is a drip. 💧

Property 2 is in Casares where they meet someone who already lives there and speak to her for all of 20 seconds. She tells them you can walk and cycle there. Stunning revelation. Who knew. 🙄🤣

The property is 10 minutes' walk from the beach but it's over the wiggle room. Drippy is putting the mockers on it because it's too modern. 🙄 Annoying voice loves the modernity. 🥰

Off to Bel Air. No, not the American one. 🇺🇸 We're staying in Spain. 🇪🇸 This is a pretty urbanisation that's under budget and it's a 3 bed house. They both love it inside but Drippy doesn't like the terrace with no views. ☹️

Buenas Nochas, or something like that. It's blowing a hooley here. 🍃💨 A duplex on the corner of two roads. Annoying voice doesn't like the location but Drippy thinks it's beautiful. It's not. Really it's not. And the traffic noise. Ugh. 😩

Off to see the luxurious house nobody can afford, so what's the point. 🤷‍♂️ Come on, you know the routine by now. 😜

The last property is in Manilva, not near a beach, but high on a hill with stunning views. 3 bed 3 storey town house that needs updating. Drippy now says he prefers property 2, the modern one that was too modern. 🙄🧐

After a lengthy break away on his own holiday, the rickety table returns and has been plonked on the deserted beach. The luminous orange juice remains untouched, never to pass the lips of any human. 🍊

Drippy and his partner put in a cheeky (rude) offer on property 2, the modern one, which Drippy said was too modern, which is declined. They up their offer to 255,000 and it's accepted. Yay 🥳

But they're still not allowed to drink the luminous orange juice. 😜

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@DanniBennett89

[Swearing Sports News @SwearingSport]

I’m fucking evil for laughing at this😭😭

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@DanniBennett89

[Harsh Goenka @hvgoenka]

A little girl’s father had gone missing. The girl drew a sketch of her father for the police. And as soon as the police found the man, seeing his actual photograph made the news anchors burst out laughing. 😅

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@ihadawheelbarro I thought the doctor cleared off back to America months ago?

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@ChrisEllyEllis this is the best walk on ever

[Josh @joshpearson180]

2 minutes and 2 seconds of absolute carnage

What a walk on, what a bloke 🤣

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@DanniBennett89 show this to Owen tomorrow

[Football F*ck Ups @FootbaIIFckUps]

Bro is allergic to playing football 🤣

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@mat1204 @robertmdaws @NFFC 8 years old at the least.

[Iain swift @Iainswift]

@ChrisEllyEllis

[Des Traynor @destraynor]

The "homemade limoncello" video is up there with the very best of the internet.

4 years later and I still laugh at it on every play.