Andre

Take my word for it I’m really interesting ⚡️ 🇬🇧🇮🇳🇮🇹🇹🇷 Law Grad

[Andre @IamAndre96]

Anyone feel sorry for A-Level students not getting grades they prob would have if they did exams? If I got judged on mocks halfway through the year I’d flop/underperform most exams. Your fu**ing up a set of students bc grades can come back to haunt u even after uni #ExamResults

[Laå 🐾 @iitsLaa]

Being in ur 20’s is like “if i can just get through this week i’ll be ok” but it’s every freaking week

[_worldofkavenn @kalaxxyy_]

YOY GUYS IM GOING VIRAL THATS MEEEEEEE!!!! 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🎉🥳🎉🤍🙏🏽🤎

[Myles Snowden @airbustasnow]

my face when they point the temperature gun at me to take my temperature.....

[Andre @IamAndre96]

@K8J444 Just say ‘hi I enjoyed the date , however I don’t feel like anything will develop here but it was really nice to meet you!’ That covers it all - nice, polite, clear message and not much room to respond 👍🏼

[Andre @IamAndre96]

@theresakost13 Also that dove bottle makes me think of a whipped cream can, I’d probs waste it all just pressing the pump and building a whipped cream type tower and just smashing my face into it lmao

[Andre @IamAndre96]

@theresakost13 I fully relate to the squeezing of toothpaste tubes for those last scraps 😆 Also you look fun the second pic made me smile so thanks for that!

[Knishkebab @martincamp_]

"My back hurts all the time for no reason."

How I sit every day:

[Andre @IamAndre96]

@HeatherDawn99 @ItsScarlettBobo Glad I’m not the only one lmao all the deep answers were covered so just switched it up haha

[star ⁷ ☻ ★ 樂☆💋 @fatimasuniverse]

hi guys I got admitted to the hospital last night and got diagnosed with a brain tumor. My family isn’t speaking to me so I’m all alone during this situation and I’m terrified. If you can please share this or donate to help me with my medication and bills it can help me a lot.

[Andre @IamAndre96]

@IlonaVerley Carole to the producers: So what’s my first song? Let’s keep it low key please
Producers: Sophie Ellis Bextor - Murder on the dance floor
Carole:

[Andre @IamAndre96]

@thequeenpri My TL has spoken It’s too much of a coincidence for you to not win now 🤣

[Andre @IamAndre96]

@bitchonarrival Some serious foreshadowing on my TL

[Andre @IamAndre96]

@JakeAlfaro80 Lmao yh I know my story didn’t really match the context of your tweet but just thought it was a nice story to tell haha. I would say with the way people communicate ever changing a crush on Twitter is valid to more precisely answer your original post 😜

[Andre @IamAndre96]

@JakeAlfaro80 He quit his job and moved from the UK to Australia to live with her and her young son who’s he’s now adopted, that’s a level of love I aspire to have one day. If it comes from twitter I’d take it 😆

[Chloé @chloe_mina]

They offered Breonna’s ex 10 years in prison or probation to admit Breonna had something to do with the drug trafficking. He took the 10 years. The work LMPD is doing to dodge justice has reached new levels and devils.

[Andre @IamAndre96]

@kindra_lidge This is the attitude I aspire to have more often it’s difficult to put a positive on some things. Youve actually inspired me to think positively about my job hunt rejections and have confidence and belief in myself. Hope your book get picked up by a publisher!

[ash🤪 @_eylhsa]

Wow, it’s crazy how Vanessa Guillen, Mehjor Morta, Gregory Morales, Brandon Rosecrans, Freddy Delacruz Jr, Christopher Sawyer, Shelby Jones, LaVena Johnson & several members of the military all died under “mysterious” circumstances, but people dancing is what gets y’all upset.