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[IamBenjamin @IamBenjamin18]

@SaeedTV_ We’re not buying into that 100m English player miasma anymore. Grealish, Sancho, Kalvin Philips(very highly rated) that we were linked to, Tyler Dibling that Southampton wanted to sell to us for not less than 80m. There’s plethora of them. Tonali, Baleba, M. Fernandes !!

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@UTDKlaus Nothing special…I’ll take Tonali ahead of him any day of the week.

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@CFCDaily Manchester United nearly signed this empty vessel. This fraud rejected us. Thank goodness!

[IamBenjamin @IamBenjamin18]

@prettybody_435 You’re absolutely not from Lagos. That picture is from Liberia. That’s Royal Hotel in Sinkor you’re sitting in front. You’re either using this girl picture to fake your personality or if that’s you for real, you’re hiding cuz you’re selling 🐱.

[IamBenjamin @IamBenjamin18]

@knaggsy097 “This is Biblical punishment” is a legendary punchline 😂

[Dr. Okello Sharon Nagenjwa (GirlFromOyam) @GirlFromOyam]

Do you know that the only part of your face that interacts with your own buttocks…
is your nose?

Stay with me , this is economics. 🤣

Let me start with Switzerland.
A country that doesn’t grow coffee, has no coffee plantations, yet exported $3.6 billion in coffee last year.
Meanwhile… Uganda, with God’s own volcanic soil, the equator kissing our foreheads, perfect rainfall… still exporting beans raw-like emotions.
Why? Value addition. Switzerland imports coffee worth $1.2B, adds brains, packaging, branding, machinery, boom, Nescafé is born, and they sell it back to the world at VIP price.

Now… back to your nose.
The nose smells because molecules (security & stability teams) enter the nostrils and bind to receptors (command center). These receptors report to the brain- the government , specifically the olfactory bulb, our Ministry of Agriculture.

From there:
•Motor Cortex (technical meeting): “This smell is suspicious. Investigate.”
•Neural Pathways (digital transformation): Transmit instructions through the body’s infrastructure.
•Muscles (infrastructure): Hands execute the field operation.
•Cerebellum (Monitoring & Evaluation): Ensures you’re touching the right part of the bum with accuracy and consistency.

That moment you touch the source of the smell… congratulations : you have produced raw material.
Market rejects it. Low value. No one is buying.

What does the nation do?
Bring in youth, women, farmers : expand production. Involve mouth & eyes - communication and vision. Allow collaboration (economic liberalisation). Bring fertilizers and inputs from sister industries (economic diversification).
Train the team on quality.( Skilling)
And most importantly… fermentation ; the value-addition stage. ( do not shower, eat eggs and beans)

Quality Assurance (UNBS) checks the upgraded product.
Receptors send feedback to the brain:
“Sir, the smell is now crude.”
Government approves release to market.
Everyone around touches their nose.
But see , that stink suddenly feeds other industries: soaps, perfumes, air fresheners. Just like how one sector creates opportunities for five more.

That’s how you realize:
You can import raw material, add value locally, then export it at a premium - flavored milk, sweets, oils, coffee, whatever you want.

Because even bad smell requires a full, coordinated ecosystem. Nothing works alone. Everything depends on everything else.

And that, ladies and gentlemen… is Musevenomics.

The economy is a nose.
The market is a buttock.
Value addition is the courage to connect the two without dying.

SUBSISTENCE VS MONEY ECONOMY

Here is the gospel truth:
Subsistence = smelling
(You produce for survival.)
Money economy = touching, processing, packaging & selling
(You produce for the market.)

Until Uganda leaves the smelling stage
and enters the value-addition stage,
we will keep exporting raw materials and importing finished products at 10x the price.

“Write the vision and make it plain. Habakkuk 2:2 ( MUSEVENOMICS)

Meaning:
If the eyes don’t see the vision,
the hands cannot add value,
and the nose will keep reporting the same poverty smell every decade

MUSEVENOMICS

An economy is a body.
Every part must work in its lane.
Eyes plan.
Mouth communicates.
Nose detects.
Hands produce.
Brain coordinates.
Buttocks judge the market’s acceptance.

When all are aligned,
raw materials become money,
subsistence transforms into a money economy,
and the nation grows.

That, ladies and gentlemen, is Musevenomics:
The science of turning smells into sales.

[The Disrespected Trucker @DisrespectedThe]

Wow! This dude has been deeply hurt. Haven't we all? To have this take means this dude gave up.

[BLACK FLAG 💨🏴🇺🇸 @FlagBlack007]

These 3 things typically happen when a big manifestation is about to come. Thoughts 💭 ⁉️

[IamBenjamin @IamBenjamin18]

@EvangelistDag That breakthrough 🙏

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@ManUtdWomen Phenomenon

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@Apostlebriank Amen

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@RealJerryEze Benjamin….Keep running

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@UnitedAlex7 Yeah you got me too

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@osemagnum Amen

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@Aaronsanalytics Just chatting shit for the sake of it. You were dead wrong and gone into silence.

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@AllForUnitedWFC @em_sandy She is good. Saw her in the Euros. Got enough in her tank.