Box King

If you don't munch box then fuck you

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I'm so fucking jealous seeing Waka Flocka Flame partying at these big colleges...please come to UW-Stout

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@elizamarie44 announcers*

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Hey girl I got a hunch that your box needs to be munched #boxpickupline

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If your gonna use the shocker prepare to munch like Betty Crocker #boxlogic

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Only thing that sucks more dick than the Packers today is a crack whore hooker

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@GottliebShow but can they munch?

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Box prince/princess awards go to @blake10anderson and @bridgetwebster_ congratulations #merrychristmas #seasontomunch

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If it doesn't hurt she ain't gonna squirt

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Using a little teeth will make her skeet

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@elizamarie44 magenta

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Slang for munching= "tongue scratch the snatch" "eating that English muffin" "having wine with the gine" "having that bikini burger"

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If she doesn't wanna fuck she better get on her knees and suck

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A plump rump that's thicker than a snicker is the way to jump-start my ticker

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A sloppy box never hurt no one

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What's your favorite feature

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What's better?

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Could really go for some hot shower time with my girl #showerbox

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I bet @cponder7 has never munched a box #boxrookie

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Box prince/princess award of the week goes to @Jschmitt3465 and @bridgetwebster_ congratulations you two #howfitful

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If you go to work without your lunch just find a girl that'll let you munch #boxtips