Chinks

Cool, Calm and Calculated!!!
A Scientist.
Water Quality Analyst.

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@ThatJuDaH This is similar to presco’s order book
A lot of people wanting to sell even below book price, zero buy order .

What could be the cause sir?
Curious

[Chinks @IamChinks]

The irony
The Keke man is actually financially literate enough to know not to put his money in an investment that isn’t NDIC insured or that’ll leave him at your mercy to repay back.
Onu eji biri aku abughi onu eji akwu ya

[MAYOR 🇳🇬 @mayorde4you2]

Financial education is something every adult should have.

This keke guy told me he has 2.5M naira in his savings.

I asked him for how long would the money be in his account before he’d need it?

He said he wants to complete the money 5M then use it to buy a land.

So I made a proposal to him.

Give me 2M from that money then after 6Months I will pay you 2.4M.

This means I will pay you 400K monthly!

This means you would make 400k from the 2M in 6months, instead of just keeping it in your account.

This young man didn’t even think about it.
He just said NO and changed the topic.

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@ThatJuDaH 🤣🤣🤣
This is funny actually.
Because you came to mind immediately I read this Sir @ThatJuDaH

[Chinks @IamChinks]

When he said weaken the purchasing power, people thought he was bluffing. E no reach 30days after swearing in, e begin manifest.

He has come again.
Biko let’s vote wisely

[Felix @felixherbt]

I've watched this video repeatedly. What does Tinubu mean by “kill the economy and give them hope”? 😭

It may sound funny now, but if he wins again, you won’t be spared the consequences of a dead economy.

Think before you vote! Elections have consequences!

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@felixherbt High cost of electricity bill for epileptic power supply
Decrease in purchasing power
And most importantly; premium Taxation

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@ThatJuDaH You can also go for their iron free alternative; Astymin

[Chinks @IamChinks]

…in the National Assembly when you aided him into power by rigging elections for him.

Another election is coming up and you’re warming up to repeat the cycle.

When will you get fed up and do the right thing for once?

[Chinks @IamChinks]

…he paid you off.

Whatever suggestions you make to better educational sector, he won’t value or adopt, because he doesn’t value education.

What’s the need? He can always forge certificates even to PHD levels, and it can’t be punished, because you helped him to legalize forgery

[Chinks @IamChinks]

You are a senior civil servant, lecturer or professor in a university.

Before you could become that, you needed at least an MSc in your field of study.

But you helped a tout with forged WAEC to rig elections and lord over you.

At the end, he’ll treat you like trash, because

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@RealQueenBee__ France should be nos2
Apc chieftains the last

Because kidnappers still de kidnap some of them

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@Wizarab10 Bogus

Nigerians define Bogus as very big, oversized

That shirt is bogus

The real meaning is “fake”, “false”

That’s a bogus contract

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@Dniigro_1 @AbdulMahmud01 Ahh
Those days!!!

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@instablog9ja Na so Yakubu promise us the freest election
Promised BVAS
and then carried us handicap

You dn start your own

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@SIDmiester Na this kind talk de embolden APC politicians to do nonsense
Because they’ll always see people that’ll make excuses for them

[Chinks @IamChinks]

Going through the comments
I see a lot of people saying they’d still not drink it.
In Nigeria, many people drink water far worse than this.
In your spare time, go through the WASH-NORM report and you’d be wowed

[BANDEBEREHO💯 @bandebereho100]

This is an example of natural water filtration. Most of the drinkable water our ancestors consumed in our villages passed through this type of filtration.

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@demiadelaja_ Because illiterates without certificates started governing us.

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@ifesalakooffice Why does everything in Nigeria have to be a struggle??

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@g9sportsss Sir
Did you say Lowkey???

It’s the HIGHEST KEY

[Chinks @IamChinks]

@abdoul_official @olumidecapital That the shares grow in price means it keeps operating at full capacity
That it operates at full capacity means that there is constant and abundant supply of crude
And this to a large extent depends on gvt policies
And lastly, price per share assumes it operates at full capacity

[Chinks @IamChinks]

12.5kg gas used to be 4000
Flight used to be N35,000
Oh, and Direct Belgium used to be as cheap as N400k

[Nnamdi 🦅 @_Nsznn]

Pure water used to be N5
Pepsi used to be N35
Gala used to be N50
Egg roll used to be N50
Egg used to be N25
Puff puff used to be N10
Bread used to be N100
Fuel used to be N70

All these was less than 10 years ago