Dustin Perry

Gracie Jiu Jitsu student, I live on the bit called Australia, read & write stuff, paed brain cancer research advocate, Santa’s official biographer.🎅💪⚔️

[Dustin Perry @IamDustinPerry]

The REAL lore of Santa👇
He’s not cute chubby or the owner of a button nose
He’s a hulking tattooed warrior who wields a sword that you couldn’t even lift, and does the gift delivery thing on the side at the insistence of the wizard Rudolph(not a reindeer)
https://t.co/21kdFKXk1a

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@kanecornes @davidking34 I was at the game Easter Monday (and it was fucking amazing), and just watched a package @HawthornFC put together and saw this gem in the last few seconds.
Gold 🤣
#baller

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@JacintaAllanMP

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Hey @RyronGracie @RenerGracie 👋
See the @CharlesDoBronxs vs @BlessedMMA fight? It was a Combatives masterclass.
Oliveira completely dominated with at least 95% Combatives techniques (at a guess).
It was beautiful. 👊

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Hey @GinnivanJack
Dare you to take your jumper off and offer it to Merritt tomorrow night before the @essendonfc v @HawthornFC game.

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#bondibeach #Australia #auspol

[Darren Levin @darren_levin]

Think the government really fucked up in not making the social media ban apply to adults as well.

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Hey @MostVpromotions @nakisa_bidarian @LoganPaul 🤙

All my friends are telling me @jakepaul is going to get smoked. Do I need new friends?
So is @ChaelSonnen @BrendanSchaub & @joerogan. Do I need new podcasts?

Seriously, fuck I hope Jake wins.
#JakeJoshua #PaulJoshua

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I’m doing Run 4 the Kids in 2026 to help the Royal Children’s Hospital Melbourne keep doing what they do.
My daughter was diagnosed with brain cancer there, & a few years later she died there, but somehow, I fucking love that place
Please be generous👊❤️
https://t.co/5ZlgL2JctV

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Chol @kanecornes
#baller

[Chook @spissy_c]

You either die a Nathan Jones or live long enough to see yourself become a Jeremy Cameron.

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@HawthornFC 1B

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@FootyonNine @tommorris32

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@_chelseabun No you didn’t.

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@JohnKennedyMP The best part of football has nothing to do with football? That’s some retarded shit.

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Dumbest shit commentators say:
I’ll start
1. Driving with his legs
2. Running on top of the ground
Your turn @kanecornes & @davidking34 @SENBreakfast
#baller

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Chol > Naughton @kanecornes @davidking34
#baller

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@HawthornFC having never won there is completely irrelevant @FOXFOOTY, no matter how many time Browny says it.
#aflgiantshawks

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When people ask me my goal in jiu jitsu @RyronGracie, I tell them to consider the complete lack of thought required to tie their shoe laces.
That’s where I want my jiu jitsu. My Combatives is there, and a tiny fraction of blue belt level principles. Long way to go….

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@JacintaAllanMP Was this the first draft?