If Cristiano Ronaldo scores against Nigeria tonight I’ll giveaway $100 to one person who likes this tweet.
Make sure to be following @StatLineX & @UTDTrey to enter 🔥
The Profile of Nigerian Politician:
Kids — UK, USA, Canada
Pilgrimage — Saudi
Shopping — Paris, Milan
Houses — Abuja, Lagos, Dubai, London
Bank — Switzerland
Hospital — London, India
Holidays — UAE or USA
Fornication —Maldives, Mykonos
Checkups — “Routine” trips abroad
Constituency — Seen only during elections or primaries
Promises — “We are working on it”
Scandals — “Politically motivated"
Light — 24/7 generator (NEPA is for vibes)
Security — More guards than a bank vault
Side hustle — Government contracts
Cars — Bulletproof convoy, sirens screaming
Country — Managed remotely.
They d!e abroad and are brought back home for burial, Nigeria —Their cemetery
But when it’s time to campaign:
“My people… I feel your pain.” 🙂
If you like use your head this coming election or they use it for you as usual 🫵.
@roscr1789@Ashibuoguh@Billie_T You’re clowning yourself, he has been consistent throughout his career, and year in year out he keeps getting called up,
He’s one of the best attacking CM you could get, he’s one of one, you can’t find a 6’3 CM do what he does
It is always the English pundits and wannabe football writers who are more worried about Portugal's best chance and Ronaldo hindering them
The same Ronaldo who has led Portugal to 3 major trophies in last 10 year while England's last trophy was in 1966. Wonder when will they leave Portugal alone and start worrying about England's best chance 🤣