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[ALÁYÉ @IamIndigene]

Shoot your shot, they said.
Well, I did shoot my shot.

Not only did I miss my target, they also took my gun.
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That’s not the whole story though.

[ALÁYÉ @IamIndigene]

Hello @GOtvNg are you mad can't you guys see my complaints since yesterday.
What in the name of poor customer service is this.

[ALÁYÉ @IamIndigene]

@GOtvNg kindly help initiate a reset on my decoder as the stations are not loading complete.

All my supersport stations are missing and some other stations.

IUC 8217876164

[Malachy Odo II @MalachyOdo1]

From the videos we saw, this lady and her late husband were being held with some other kidnapped victims.

Since you engaged the terrorists and they ran away, where are the other victims?

[ALÁYÉ @IamIndigene]

@GOtvNg kindly note I am currently experiencing difficulty with my decoder as the channels are not scanning complete. All supersport channels are currently not available.

[Morris Monye @Morris_Monye]

Underestimated how terrifying lightning can be.

[Fabuloski 🇳🇬 @FabusoIaG]

PhD✅

[Dhaboy 😎 @dhaboy01]

You actually don’t need HDMI to connect your laptop to your TV.

Just Press Windows+K

[Ewgi @Ssaasquatch]

Total EBITDA of all Elon Musk companies is $20bn yet the combined market cap is almost $4tr.

Financial engineering at its absolute finest.

[ajay @1meajay]

no underrate anybody.
no overrate anybody.

just rate.

[tammy† @tammyfrmdao]

for fela mind now he go think say he witness bad government.

[FeRaN💛 @Fabulous_feran]

still there🤣🤣🤣

[Kayode @K_Basharr]

You no go understand. My phone spoil during covid. As I send am go Lagos for repair na him dem announce lockdown. So I use tanasobe throughout the period.
I know when Ajilete FM and OSBC Dey open and close. I memorize Osun, Oyo, and Ogbomoso anthem.

[F E E Z @Feeztm]

I will pay any amount to get the Yoruba version again, I’ve been searching for years!! 😭

Haaaa oga Lee, ko ma da ki chenfu ma binu.. 😂

[MrBanks💰 @Mrbankstips]

To get to the top, you have to serve.

[Kehinde Oluwafemi Funsho @ejire001media]

This is how we check World Cup fixtures when there was no access to internet, gone are those days at Ojota, like it’s was so interesting, they will sell to us then unfolded in other to make it easy to access, we will fold it and begin to write score after each match.
Childhood 🙌🏼

[Fabian @NKaelid62097]

Let no one be fooled by the fact that we may write in English, for we intend to do unheard-of things with it— Chinua Achebe
😭🤣🤣😂

[Timmy_Turner @UthmanMusaYusuf]

When I'm ordering food for bro and he starts using PHILANTHROPIC CONJUNCTIONS such as "and"

[UEFA @UEFA]

🏆 Referee announced for 2026 #SuperCup!

We're pleased to share that Somali referee Omar Artan will officiate the highly anticipated match between PSG and Aston Villa in Salzburg.

[CP🇵🇹 @UtdCitypriest]

Nigerian players and coaching staff are hugging Ronaldo, taking pictures with him and wishing him good luck.

Everyone’s GOAT 🥹❤️🐐

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

This evening, I was at Ikeja with my car rewire guy and I witnessed firsthand how all the mechanics apprentices in that big yard kept warning each other off some cars. “Don’t open that car, mosquitoes will enter”. I was wondering, if mosquitoes enter nko, what will happen?

Then they made me realize they all sleep in different cars everyday and only go home at the end of the year except there’s an emergency at home. Like, that’s where they live.

I nearly ran mad. Are you joking? You need to see how they guide their cars like it’s their mini home. Realizing where they all came from, it’s almost impossible to go home everyday due to cost and who will rent apartment for you in Ikeja? They took turns narrating all the styles they use to sleep. Imagine the inconvenience sitting to sleep everyday and they somehow still send money home.

The life of men just hard anyhow.