MOOSE

Since men have learnt to shoot without missing, I (insert your name), will learn to fly without perching

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

In the name of Renley of House Baratheon,
First of his name,
Rightful King of the Andals and the first men
Lord of the seven kingdoms and protector of the realm,

I Brian of Tart, sentence you to die.

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

If anyone asks you what happened here, tell the North never forgets.

Tell them, winter came for House Frey

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

When you were biting my head, you did not mind biting my hair with it-

When I want to bite your buttocks, I won't mind biting together with the excreta.

~Igbo proverb

[OLUCHI🫦 ( you have no funder) @Phatbabeluuu]

I know we are upset but we shouldn’t label all Fulani people as bandits, let’s be careful please.

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

A foolish old man. So your pay masters can easily track residents of Nigeria as fast as this?? Sometimes I wonder if you people do not factor the implications of certain news before posting them. Sigh.

[Bayo Onanuga, OON, CON @aonanuga1956]

The IGP crack team has arrested Ifechukwu Dennis who originated the fake voice that he passed on to his gullible targets as President Tinubu’s voice. Dennis was arrested in Benin. The police will issue an official statement.

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

Omoyele Sowore is a different breed of rascal.
Which one be Tinubu-ole; for front of aso rock 🤣

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

People who switched their generator transmission from fuel to gas are feeling it. God abeg.

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

In the communications art, they are referred to as Opinion Leaders. That title alone, tells you all you need to know!

[Mark @Marknit0]

You ppl should keep lying to yourself that religious leaders do not control their members.

A whole generation of Deeperlifers didn't watch TV for years because their G.O said so.

Witnesses are dying every other day because their doctrine do not allow blood transfusion. LOL

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

Karma is a scam. If you ever get an avenue for revenge, take it. As a matter of fact, don't wait for an avenue; create one.

An eye for an eye makes the world a safer place.

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

👀

[SASSYPRESH @Sassiepresh]

@Aunty_Barbra I noticed 50kg became light for me

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

Same Arteta who spent hundreds of millions of pounds more than Klopp without winning shit? dfkm bro 😂

[Élodie @TribeOfArsenal]

Andoni Iraola inherits a £1B squad
Enzo maresca inherits a £1B squad
Xabi Alonso inherits a £1B squad
Micheal Carrick inherits a £1B squad
Mikel Arteta built it from scratch and non of these blank cheque managers will beat him to the trophy next season 🥱

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

When Jonathan said that his political career wasn't worth the blood of any Nigerian; this insecurity was exactly what he meant.

It has taken us 11 years to figure it out. Woe betide us.

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

Just hearing that Adelabu's wife and kids have been kidnapped. I think the universe must have taken this tweet personal in barely 2hrs 🤣

Exactly what I want

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

I have this extremist ideology, probably worse than Karl Marx and Hegels', on total chaos before orderliness. The insecurity must thoroughly ravage the ruling class; they must be ambushed and face extermination before anything can change.

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

There are other contemporary, female, feministic and sad Nigerian authors though 😂

Akwaeke Emezi - She's the most creative and imaginative

Yemi Ajagbe - She's the saddest by a mile

Razinatu Mohammed - Her sadness is built around child marriage in the North. She is saad

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

Easy to miss? Adichie is a feminist; and nearly all her writings have feminist undertones. The entire idea of feminism was born out of the sad realities of women. Even that confusion of a book, "The thing around your Neck" has sadness all over it; and it isn't subtle.

[Dikadi. @DikaOfoma]

because Adichie avoids sentimentality in her writing, it’s so easy to miss how incredibly sad her books actually are .

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

Hope you've heard of the governor's media aid who got fired in Uyo for speaking against insecurity?

Imagine a situation where the wife and kids of the person who signed his termination letter were kidnapped and slaughtered; do you think we'd still have this level of impunity?

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

Unfortunately, were not there yet. So, we continue to wait; and more unfortunately, continue to die in the process of waiting.

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

I have a red pill belief that the insecurity needs to ravage Lagos before the severity of this situation reaches the appropriate quarters. I think much of the southwest is still in denial.

[MOOSE @IamJetstar]

I have this extremist ideology, probably worse than Karl Marx and Hegels', on total chaos before orderliness. The insecurity must thoroughly ravage the ruling class; they must be ambushed and face extermination before anything can change.