fuck scalpers. fuck resellers. fuck people who stalk restockers and loiter at vending machines and rob game shops and scalp POP TARTS. fuck people who absolutely ruined this hobby for so many people. fuck all of you bloodsucking, jobless, loser pieces of shit.
k i’m done
"So you buy pieces of cardboard with cartoon characters on them and outperform the S&P 500?"
"That's right Dave"
"And these pieces of cardboard appreciate in value?"
"Most of them yes"
"And how much did you pay for this particular card?"
"$250"
"And what's it worth now?"
"$5,000 Dave"
"And you just kept the card for 4 years and did nothing?"
"That's correct"
"So you didn't start a business. You didn't build anything. You just bought a picture of a cartoon dragon and put it in your closet?"
"It's actually a Rayquaza Dave"
"I don't care what it's called. You're telling me a piece of cardboard outperformed the S&P 500?"
"By a significant margin yes"
"And these cards just keep appreciating in value? How is that even possible?"
"Honestly I'm not sure Dave"