kaustubh

Lawyer | Entrepreneur
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Answering your legal Q’s
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Business | Property | Family law

[kaustubh @IamKkvb]

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[Wasim Jaffer @WasimJaffer14]

😂😂 #INDvNZ #T20WorldCup

[kaustubh @IamKkvb]

@pvsubramanyam @NewsArenaIndia Clearly, your expertise in victim shaming comes from a lifetime of lounging in privilege, far removed from the struggles of actual low wage folks.

[Wasim Jaffer @WasimJaffer14]

Pak fans after suffering yet another embarrassing defeat to India 😅 #INDvPAK #T20WorldCup

[Godman Chikna @Madan_Chikna]

Walk to office
→ Luxury car comes flying
→ dead

Take an auto
→ pothole said “welcome”
→ auto flips
→ dead

Ride a bike
→ road rage + ego issues
→ dead

Buy a car to avoid all this
→ slab falls from construction site
→ dead

Stay at home, do WFH
→ drinks contaminated water
→ dead

Government safety measures:
"Tum tumhara dekh lo, bas tax time pe dete rehna"

[Sunderdeep - Volklub @volklub]

As an upper middle class tax paying citizen, I have lost hope. I don’t feel any motivation to work hard & grow. There is no joy when everything else outside your house is broken.

[Aravind @aravind]

Chanting mantras rewires your brain.
Chanting mantras regrows your brain.
Chanting mantras renews your brain.

[Abhijit Chavda @AbhijitChavda]

Too all Indians rejoicing in our sovereignty because we have nuclear weapons, a sobering thought:

Nuclear weapons are NECESSARY for sovereignty, but not SUFFICIENT. You need the right LEADERSHIP.

The wrong leadership may end up surrendering your nukes to the enemy. Case in point: Ukraine 1996.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

Australian media is shockingly lenient. Just calling terrorists “you bastards”? Shameful!

They should learn from Indian media. We go full harsh and abusive with labels like: “son of a headmaster,” “belonging to a poor family,” “PhD scholar,” “once a bright student,” “a cricket aspirant whose dream was crushed,” “loved poetry, fed stray dogs, neighbours still in shock,” etc.

[Selfless⁴⁵ @SelflessCricket]

- Rohit Sharma Stand
- MS Dhoni WC Final Six
- Virat Kohli 50th ODI 100
- Sachin Retirement Match
- David Beckham in WC Semi
- Lionel Messi meeting with Sunil Chhetri

Wankhede Stadium holds a legacy that no other Indian stadium has. 🥶

[Mufaddal Vohra @mufaddal_vohra]

VIDEO FOR THE AGES - SACHIN TENDULKAR AND LEO MESSI ON THE SAME STAGE. ❤️

[Garvit Sethi @garvit_sethii]

Deshbhakti se ghar nahi chalta.
Ask govt to cut down on freebies and increase the salaries for top 0.1% minds of our country!!!!

[kaustubh @IamKkvb]

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[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

“Hmm… interesting! So you’re saying if I claim I’ve won, celebrate it, hold a victory parade, and call myself Field Marshal, Americans will believe I’ve actually won the Nobel?”

“Yes, Excellency! Also, make your VP and yourself climb a tank and have him repeatedly say that you are qaum ke fakar for extra certainty. It worked perfectly for us.”

[kaustubh @IamKkvb]

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[The Fauxy @the_fauxy]

🚨#𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗧𝗿𝘂𝗺𝗽 𝗢𝗳𝗳𝗲𝗿𝘀 𝗔𝗺𝗲𝗿𝗶𝗰𝗮𝗻 𝗖𝗶𝘁𝗶𝘇𝗲𝗻𝘀𝗵𝗶𝗽 𝘁𝗼 𝗠𝗮𝗿í𝗮 𝗠𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗱𝗼 𝗶𝗻 𝗘𝘅𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗻𝗴𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗛𝗲𝗿 𝗡𝗼𝗯𝗲𝗹 𝗣𝗲𝗮𝗰𝗲 𝗣𝗿𝗶𝘇𝗲

[Aravind @aravind]

The accounts in India insensibly and sickly mocking children of Gaza and the suffering of humans, due to ideological and religious bigoted reasons, bring very bad karma not just to themselves but bring bad to our country too.

They are destroying India's relations with Arab countries, nations like Indonesia and Malaysia, and so many others. They are bringing hate and contempt at India. They are helping Paki and anti-India forces use it to seed poison against India and Hindus in the world.

The handles are acting against the GoI and India's interests, which has always been working and calling for peace in Palestine and helping them for humanitarian reasons. These few accounts are enough to make half of the world hate Indians and India.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

"Owned Pakistan"

"Gave a befitting reply to Pakistan."

"Trolled Pakistan"

"Showed them who is the father"

These kinds of troll battle wins are not worth it for a rapidly growing, globally important country against a failed terror state.

The question still remains: why did we give them a platform to mock us? Their players made gestures, firing a gun, showing a 6-0 sign, a jet shot-down gesture. We allowed this, and our team giving them a "befitting reply" or defeating them doesn’t make their audacity any lesser.

The opposition that the first Ind vs Pak match faced from Indians in the Asia Cup had calmed down by the second match. This just shows how easily we get carried away by theatrical trolling.

[THE SKIN DOCTOR @theskindoctor13]

If you want to watch India vs Pakistan in the Asia Cup, that’s your call.

But if you’ve decided not to, then stick to it. Don’t casually switch to the channel or app thinking, “What difference will my one view make? I’ll just check the score.” Even a single minute of viewing is recorded in the TRP system.

So if you can’t resist the urge, it’s more honest to watch the full match than to sneak in for the key moments while believing you’re still part of a boycott.

[Wasim Jaffer @WasimJaffer14]

Series drawn but India take the Anderson-Tendulkar Trophy on boundary count @MichaelVaughan 😜 #ENGvIND

[Aravind @aravind]

India should stop sending this aid to terrorists who profit out of it robbing their own poor people. There are many reasons why.

India sends free Parle-G as a part of its aid package to poor people in Gaza. The Hamas is capturing this free aid and is reselling them for Rs. 2400 per 24 multi-pack, or Rs. 100 a biscuit packet. This is criminal loot for funding its terror.

Soon, as this good gesture by India is known to people, Pakistani account farms will start propaganda with blatant fake news that India itself is doing this loot, programmimg the Islamic world against India. And even Indians themselves will be made to believe it due to an apathetic MIB.

Worse, they may spoil the biscuits and say India sent expired biscuits or bad ones like other Indian products the red-green cabal does hitjob on, by using agents inside India to contaminate and later do bad propaganda about Indian exports to hit our economy.

[Aravind @aravind]

There are so many foreign computers, TVs, smart phones, and electronics sold in India. Is there any agency in India (like CERTin) that randomly tests these products for trojans, spyware, security issues? If not, I think it is the need of the hour. It must be setup ASAP.

[Yo Yo Funny Singh @moronhumor]

Hum apas mein alag honge, Magar (dushman ki) Daang 140 Crore mil kar maarenge !!

Jai Hind 🇮🇳