Slick

Very slick

[𝔇𝔞𝔫 🧑🏾‍🚀 @astrovibesonly]

when you finally decide to flirt again after being single for too long 😭

[Maxvayshia™ @maxvayshia]

TECNO:

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Africans will beat to death a petty thief but will cheer and ululate for big thieves in suits 😭

[Mr Ak @A14Ak]

Nasty stuff

[ِ @synszo]

Every few years a solar eclipse happens and every time they be like “this is the first solar eclipse since 1734”

[★𝐹𝒶𝒾𝓉𝒽★ @_heyyfaith_]

The devil couldn’t reach me so he made sure every time I finally love someone, it never works out.

[joako 🖤 @joakog104]

estar soltero es buenísimo: haces lo q se te canta el ojete (nada) te ves con cualquiera (nadie) salis cuando queres (nunca) y así sucesivamente

[Ana Oliveira @anaoliveira777_]

*entro no Twitter*
*Tweeto pra 0 pessoas*
*reposto 500 tweets*
*saio do Twitter*
*abro Twitter denovo*

[Big Willy @bigwillySZN]

When you lack confidence you let external things like rejection and opinions affect you

[topsᴋi! @dfwtopski]

i hope all this shit sums up to a big win

[👩🏽‍🎨 the makeup shapeshifter @slimgirlsupreme]

i too can be brought to life through a similar action

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

at some point, you really have to tell yourself "this isn't an experience i want to keep having" and stop entertaining things that don't benefit you in any way

[Lemon Ginger👮‍♂️©️ @lannix_1]

Me and my boys drinking sodas after filing nil returns yet the economy is doing wonderfully

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

saw a post that said "i was drowning, & they still criticized the way i swam". that was the day i stopped explaining myself

[y @ysuckme]

all roads lead back to improving yourself.

[M.J @ChaoticChicw3]

Nakupigia during my verbal time unacall back during my non-verbal time..itabidi ungoje siku ingine when am verbal again

[Ole Teya @TeyaKevin]

😂😂😂😂

[Troll Football @TrollFootball]

Man United fans laughed all summer at Gabriel’s penalty miss.

Now it’s Arsenal fans’ turn to laugh at Bruno.

[Alan🥷🏽 @Iam_alan22]

when she rejects me straight
up instead of wasting my time.

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Its okay to be delusional, sometimes you got to be delusional

You got to be out of your motherfucking mind to be successful, to become great

You got to be BLISSFUL, whatever you got to do to make it, to become who you need to become,

Stay DELUSIONAL!