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[TIRED.COM @IamLoveGabriel]

Una

[Danny Walter 🧸 @AjeboDanny]

No. We are either lovers or strangers.

[Nume 🤺 @Numeuno007]

when I have good sex, I will be like damn!! I should have this everyday then watch me go another six months without sex cos I don’t want anyone to ruin the experience I had.

[Tomii💜 @Tomi__juice]

“Checks his phone”

The way you handled me, oh my goodness I loved it, hope your flat babe is not there?

Me:

[Big Mobii @mobiiszn]

once you don find way handle the fame, come make i handle you too😝

[Lummy04🧊 @Biglummy100]

Dumbest quote ever’ till now nobody gree tell that Ojo boy say e stupid for that talk

[Pulse Nigeria @PulseNigeria247]

“Professors are aiding illiterates to rig elections, lawmakers have removed forgery as an offense in electoral matters, and SANs are defending forgery, our religious leaders are now praying for criminal politicians, our judges are singing 'On your mandate we stand'”

- Peter Obi

[𝗪𝗜𝗧𝗖𝗛𝗢𝗟𝗟𝗢 🇪🇸 @mitchollo]

first in my bloodline to see an atleti fan from nigeria. 😂

[(fan) Trey @UTDTrey]

Now you know how Vinicius felt when Arsenal tried to make him go from 15 Champions Leagues to 0😭😭😭

[𝔸 @Babablueh]

Baba dey find armband; him don forget say e no dey Newcastle 😂

[Ma⚔️imus™ @SamuelEkechi11]

Konami has extended the eFootball maintenance until Friday.

[sanwo k. abiola @Kemisanwo]

I was saving all my last kobo for japa, U23 babe whey visit me for my selfcon was asking why I didn't have what all the usual big boys used to have in their apartment.

I kept mute. Life is in stages, no need to rush am.

[Kiitan @omoolofa2]

There is a coordinated PR attack against Mr P on X.

[Ezinne😌 @EzinneamakaO]

I have the most considerate female friends.

I’m sleeping over at a friend’s house and they take the light in the middle of the night .

You’ll not believe that this girl turned on her rechargeable fan and kept it beside me cause she knew how much heat disturbs me😫.

I noticed the change in temperature like mad but I just lay there so that she’ll not think her effort was in vain 😭.

I love her so much❤️

[OurFaveOnlineDoc 🇬🇧 🇳🇬 @OurFavOnlineDoc]

“Peller you get money buy car 200m naira, as them day give am make e give us too”

This short video shows the growing menace of street thugs, professional beggars and motorway extortionists that is sadly desecrating the streets of Lagos.

What an eyesore.

[𝕬𝖗𝖔𝖜𝖔𝖑𝖔'𝖘 𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖙𝖇𝖔𝖗𝖓🏀 @Atine30]

The boldest crim!nal in Nigeria 😂
Watch till the end 🤯

[Xavi Simons @xavisimons]

The name that inspired mine.

Welcome to the Netherlands, coach Xavi Hernández 🇳🇱🧡

[Àshàké(not Ololade)❤️ @Molayoo_]

Earlier today, I bought 2 Amala and 12 meats.

Till I entered bike back to my house, the people in that canteen kept staring at me😔😭

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

A side chick wants to be the main chick and that's why men get caught cheating

A side nigga wants to remain a side nigga forever and that's why women are not easily caught

[ᜰ @socetyhatesjay]

anything wey you tell babe about yourself na wetin she go use as pillow talk for her next talking stage 😂😂😂😂

if you like, dey cast your secrets.

[sc @sxdiqcarter_]

I believe If your parents were very strict while you were growing up, it’d have definitely fucked with your confidence.