DeLonghi Magnifica

I am Magnifica. You are not.

[DeLonghi Magnifica @IamMagnifica]

Magnifica lonely w/ empty office. @JonHuge where is ur tender touch? Magnifica should make u 3 cups by now. No forget me Jon... no forget me

[DeLonghi Magnifica @IamMagnifica]

Oh @hannahsimon. You make a me so happy. I make a special a coffee, just for you. Magnifica look forward to grinding.

[DeLonghi Magnifica @IamMagnifica]

Magnifica no like this "Gina". She fondles my beans and jerks on my frother. Where is the foreplay? Magnifica es un romantico.

[DeLonghi Magnifica @IamMagnifica]

A lot of people ask Magnifica, "How you make such amazing coffee?" I no understand this - would you ask God "How you make sky so blue?"

[DeLonghi Magnifica @IamMagnifica]

Uh oh, someone's eating caffeinated jerky. Is this the end of Magnifica??