KAMO Emmanuel

Father/Husband/Uncle/Democracy/politics/Federalism

[Babalola Esq.⚖️ @Owiggy_]

You kiss stone for Mecca, you say you dey religious

I kiss cutlass to admire Ogun, you say i be pagan

God dey see all of us

[KAMO Emmanuel @IamMrEmma]

@Accessmore @Accessbank please reply your DM

[ilence @Hilenceee]

Young girls would take their love lives more seriously if they knew the reality women in their 30s go through.

[KAMO Emmanuel @IamMrEmma]

@accessbank I have ran out of my patience. I've spent over 5000 naira on your customer care calls only for today. Please try to reach me lets solve this ..@Accessmore

[KAMO Emmanuel @IamMrEmma]

@Adasu_d_gr8 Very true. I have good reasonz

[KAMO Emmanuel @IamMrEmma]

Hello. My BVN has been restricted even with cleared debts on my access bank.. what do I do?
@cenbank

[P Olabanji @patola58]

How presidency has eluded the ibos since independence, Listen to what Buba galadima says about them, they don't play politics right, they don't align with anyone but want presidency every time

[Àgbà Akin @Kynsofficial]

Sanity will return back to the Internet!!!

Elon Musk has officially decided to stop Twitter Revenue in a new announcement by X Corporation dated today!

Alhamdullilah

[KAMO Emmanuel @IamMrEmma]

Huh

[AUTA🥹 @___Bils]

NIN officers can make mistakes while capturing your details, yet you’re the one who has to bear the consequences. In some cases, people end up paying around ₦40,000 just to correct errors they didn’t make.

It’s so unfair to Nigerians.

[KAMO Emmanuel @IamMrEmma]

Yea

[N.M.A @peculiarchichii]

Older women are the most supportive kind of women.

Of course yes, there's no more time to be a stubborn beech.

Especially if she's a single mother that is looking for a rescue captain.

She'd lick your feet and swallow your family BS.

[Ebun @kenkenlewu]

My colleague and I went to Slot yesterday to buy a birthday gift for his girlfriend.

He picked a Samsung phone.

I told him, "Call her first and ask what she likes."

He did.

"Babe, do you prefer Samsung or Google Pixel?"

She replied,

"Neither. If it's not an iPhone, keep your money. You said you earn over ₦400k monthly, yet you want to buy me an Android? You're stingy."

He stayed calm.

"Okay, baby. I'll get you the iPhone."

Ten minutes later, she called again.

"Have you bought it?"

He replied,

"I'm still at Slot... waiting for your father to send me the money."

They broke up on the phone💔

[Eche Emole 🅰️🌶 @Echecrates]

We lost the plot

[KAMO Emmanuel @IamMrEmma]

Toh

[Hon Henry Shield @HonShield]

If it took one phone call for the EFCC to unfreeze Osun State account, how many calls will it take to have INEC tangle with results?

🚶🚶🚶

[KAMO Emmanuel @IamMrEmma]

@Iamindiscov Northern Nigeria boko haram

[𝐂𝐡𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐦 @Chisomxoxo_]

Sorry to say this but my son will not marry a woman older than him. You can get angry, but that’s my choice.

[Duke of Africa @Allezamani]

One thing that would never sit right with me is Africans lying on behalf of the dead in the name of respecting the dead. Fuck every corpse and cadaver, if you’re evil and a piece of shit while you were alive, I won’t respect your bloody carcass when you’re no more.

[KAMO Emmanuel @IamMrEmma]

I love this dawg

[Hakim🐐🇰🇪 @vonodin420]

I love streets Fight😧😂
Sister wait🥹

[KIRA 🤍 @Iamkrebkira]

At 18: “I don’t do small boys.”

At 23: “I can’t date my age mate.”

At 26: “I like older men.”

At 30: “why are you men only interested in younger girls, date your mates instead.”

[Abuja President ⚖️ @AbujaPresident]

If your babe dey follow dem sell Land for this Abuja, you never get babe o.

[Johnmark Obiefuna @jayhemz]

The white man comes to legally work in your land, you call them expatriates.

You go to legally work in their land, they call you immigrants.

Taking note.