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[Red Letter Media @redlettermedia]

Hey @YouTube we made a brief ad to promote a commentary track and our t shirts and it got removed for “deceptive practices” even though there was nothing deceptive about it. What gives? @TeamYouTube @YTCreators

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I found a kick-ass guitar synth with a guitar and tube amp combo for $25 on E-bay. It's local pickup only though I have a funny feeling whoever buys it gets murdered. It feels like a bag of candy under a big wood crate behind held up by a stick with a string ready to trap ya.

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@Slayer @testament Scranton is a great town to buy bulk paper.

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@realDonaldTrump Not really....

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@itrevormoore I used to work for the railroad. It's 90% suicide 10% old with dementia

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@PreviouslyRec Bummer. I really enjoyed your review of new games. Only online reviews that would influence my PS4 purchases. So long and thanks for all the fish.

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I don't get stool softeners. My chair is still hardwood and I have horrible diarrhea. Something isn't right here...

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@pattonoswalt The ink is all smeered and it doesn't look like you anymore. If I send you a SAS will you send me a photo of your whole family

My doctor says I love you too much. I say I hope that phony drowns in his stupid pool.

I love you Patton.

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@pattonoswalt Please make love to a child and some graphic full penetration photos. Send them to me so i can research a book a shoot rope on my copy of the June 1993 highlights magazine. I printed a picture of you and when I make love to myself I Finnish on your face.

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@MarvelStudios I have always financially supported marvel films. After the firing of Gunn I will now exclusively see your films by either torrenting or physically stealing disks. I will share these freely to keep as many from giving you money as possible.

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@2gay2lift It is weird and gross. Definitely the most efficient way to get your pecker tickled without paying though.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Here’s a fun joke for the fourth:

Q: What do the American dream and god have in common?

A: both are bullshit fairy tales that are fed to the poor and stupid to take their minds’ off the fact that no one loves them or wants them to do anything but work & die quietly

Eat Arby’s

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@Spenny Test results are in....

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@ericandre Jodavarski?

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@JennyENicholson Han was like his dog

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@ThCraigthegreat https://t.co/KVZK80kTSc

[Oh no thanks, just browsing @deleteuraccont]

Why don't you focus this pretentious energy into making porgs instead you cuck https://t.co/KCjU92NCyo

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@nihilist_arbys Now I want some crank