Ryan Keeffe

If it has a scoreboard, I'll watch it, talk about it and bet on it.

[Ryan Keeffe @IamRyanKeeffe]

@JoshKeatley16 @e10rowley @moore2102 Finally a political movement I can sink my teeth in to.

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@nocontextmemes Additional by subtraction

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All this stuff with Diddy has made it real easy to answer that question “Would you rather have $250,000 cash or a dinner with Jay-Z”.

You know what I’m talking about.

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@KaitlinOlson I’m only here for the sperm whale jokes.

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@milkyboy69420 Reggie then AP and as all time greats and outliers. The other two never struck me as generational in any way.

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Me too, Kim. Me too.

[Daily Loud @DailyLoud]

Kim Kardashian recently said she would “do anything” to get the old Kanye West back that she married.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Some chance fight happens in Colosseum

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When do they start booking the tours to visit the missing sub?

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@Tall6uy Xbox dad.

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@DubDotDUBBY Xbox

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If the return of Jesus is called the rapture, is his birth called the rupture? And if that’s the case, was his conception a rapeture?

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I’ve never tried coke but all this cottonwood floating through the sky has me hitting this Nasacourt like I’m Jonah Hill in Wolf of Wall Street.

[Sam Morril @sammorril]

Every game should be on TNT. It’s insane to go from those four, the absolute best, to Stephen A. Smith.

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@DJHouse82 Baby wipes will clog. Even the “flushable” are bad for drain lines. If the water is coming from the toilet bowl you have a clog. If the water is coming from below or behind you’ve got a leak.

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Fun fact, Palmers favorite football players @gkittle46 wedding anniversary is also on her birthday. Happy Birthday Palmer!

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Has Mr. Irrelevant ever won the Super Bowl MVP? Asking for a friend.

#Faithful #niners

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@elonmusk This is why he deserves Twitter.

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In Tom Brady’s quest for his 7th Super Bowl ring he managed to lose his wedding ring.

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@PatMcAfeeShow He’s just working on his Mile Thigh Club.

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@PatMcAfeeShow Next time I have to shit on a flight I’m calling it wind sprints.