Sam I am

You aint cool unless you pee your pants

[Sam I am @IamSammm09]

Wonders why I'm not in better shape whilst lying in bed eating Tim tams dipped in Nutella

[Sam I am @IamSammm09]

https://t.co/pEd7liJDuJ

[Sam I am @IamSammm09]

Okay I'm just gonna delete this account, don't have time or interest in this shit anymore and spam is just annoying

[Sam I am @IamSammm09]

Wtf my account got hacked and now I'm following all these random accounts and getting spam messages. How do I fix this omg

[Mashable @mashable]

Nicole Kidman has no idea how to clap #Oscars

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Did you sit on them ? https://t.co/RkR2N4bEel

[Gordon Ramsay @GordonRamsay]

Your suppose to roast the chicken not take to the crematorium https://t.co/y39HQRFmiP

[Andrew Huang @andrewhuang]

Enjoy a unicorn made out of music notes

[UtterlyInteresting @UtterlyInterest]

No one is safe from PM Steal Yo Girl!

[Gaga Daily @gagadaily]

get you a pop star that can do both

[NFL @NFL]

WOW. Amazing.

@ladygaga's #PepsiHalftime Show! 👏

#SB51 https://t.co/z9vCKRBKkC

[julia reinstein 🚡 @juliareinstein]

"but i thought the old lady dropped it into the ocean in the end"

"well baby, i went down and got it for you"

"aw, you shouldn't have"

[Lethal Homo @LordeCali]

My introverted ass attempting to socialize

[Sam I am @IamSammm09]

Bit of Bali scenery 😍😍couple of random shots around Ubud, Kuta and Nusa Dua

[Sam I am @IamSammm09]

@ebohohvzfo are you also going to announce you're on the next plane to Rwanda to carry out a two year missionary trip?

[Nicki Minaj @NICKIMINAJ]

Block me https://t.co/XZizS1Yelh

[Zedd @Zedd]

All I really ever wanna do is eat food. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[Sam I am @IamSammm09]

@ebohohvzfo all they'll say is grow it in a goalsaver at 1.85%.. they won't give advice re other investment options like ASX/property etc

[Sam I am @IamSammm09]

I really really needed this teddy bear back pack in my life, why did I not buy it 😭

[Sam I am @IamSammm09]

Omg @mnkn___ @ohitslinh @ebohohvzfo trip to Melbourne Nov 17th for this icon, lock it in https://t.co/vDyqqZUfED