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Guys, beware of this account and website. It's a scam

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Keep saying money is evil https://t.co/jxfl4cAKAB

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If father Abraham were to live in our generation, he no go send him baby mama away with his arole oh. Kole werk! 🤣🤣🤣

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This should go viral https://t.co/49ESf8i1LE

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A menace that needs curbing. Mature minds may be able to hold up but this innocent juvenile...smh https://t.co/uxbN6xM1cN

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This idea of not taking out new born baby until 41 days, what's the purpose? 🤔🤔

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COPIED

Are You A Marlian?

It looks harmless- just ordinary dancing steps. Great legwork and body movements. Very rhythmic and colourful. It's just a fad. And like all other fads, it will come, be around for a... https://t.co/KRRcciwXyG

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I weak lol https://t.co/MNdoKGA6dM

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WHAT WILL U DO IF U FIND OUT THAT U AND UR BIOLOGICAL SISTER HAVE THE SAME MOTHER AND FATHER??
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Crazy people everywhere...smh https://t.co/FyxT3S0KVU

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Lawlessness everywhere 😥😥 https://t.co/X0ktwSkZ7C

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Ordinary IT

You don dey receive sack letter

Sho ma make e bayii? 🤣🤣

Make I no talk sha🤷‍♂🤷‍♂

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Nelson Mandela was born July 18 while Winnie Mandela was born September 26. On the other hand, I was born on September 26 and my wife was born July 18.

What a paradox!

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*JOKE OF THE DAY*
Iphone 11 wey ah just buy yesterday for plaza, Uyo..if i ON am e go tell me welcome two minutes later e go off by em self come tell me bye bye join..🙄🙄🙄 abeg people wey get Iphone11 na so de phone... https://t.co/OKZrULJig7

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This was actually 7yrs ago. #SAJO'BURG https://t.co/qDwsp6zWht

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Happy new year to you and your family. Wishing you the best of the new season. Have a great year

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Naija una do well. This mumu must end this year https://t.co/IY0uw2kRsq

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*SISI IBADAN DON COME AGAIN THIS MONTH O!*

1. Thank God for a *brown* new month! (Yellow nko?)
2. My god is *upsome.* (L'o ba tan!)
3. Why are people so *weekend*? (cos they are Friday na ni)
4. Not all dat... https://t.co/uCgOraD535

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2020 is a leap year! Why is no one talking about that? I'm ready for a leap! 🕺🏽🕺🏽🕺🏽