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[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

@ladbible Is there a Freedom of Less Information Act I can file against Will & Jada?

[LADbible @ladbible]

😳 - Will Smith says he used to have so much sex he would actually 'throw up'.

The 53-year-old explained that because he was having so much 'rampant sex', he developed a psychosomatic reaction to orgasming and sometimes vomited during the act.

[Josiah Johnson @KingJosiah54]

For Fernando 💙🤍

[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

@ArashMarkazi My city stays winning #iloveLA

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

Los Angeles sports teams are undefeated since 10/24:

- Rams 30, Vikings 20
- LA Kings 3, Sharks 2
- Dodgers 6, Yankees 3 (World Series Game 1)
- Lakers 123, Suns 116
- USC 42, Rutgers 20 (FB)
- Dodgers 4, Yankees 2 (World Series Game 2)
- Lakers 131, Kings 127
- Clippers 109, Nuggets 104
- LA Kings 3, Utah 2
- Galaxy 5, Rapids 0 (MLS Cup Playoffs)
- USC 96, No. 6 Gonzaga 93 (MB)
- Chargers 26, Saints 8
- Clippers 112, Warriors 104
- LAFC 2, Whitecaps 1 (MLS Cup Playoffs)

[Arash Markazi @ArashMarkazi]

Los Angeles sports teams are undefeated since 10/24:

- Rams 30, Vikings 20
- LA Kings 3, Sharks 2
- Dodgers 6, Yankees 3 (World Series Game 1)
- Lakers 123, Suns 116
- USC 42, Rutgers 20 (FB)
- Dodgers 4, Yankees 2 (World Series Game 2)
- Lakers 131, Kings 127
- Clippers 109, Nuggets 104
- LA Kings 3, Utah 2
- Galaxy 5, Rapids 0 (MLS Cup Playoffs)
- USC 96, No. 6 Gonzaga 93 (MB)
- Chargers 26, Saints 8
- Clippers 112, Warriors 104
- LAFC 2, Whitecaps 1 (MLS Cup Playoffs)

[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

@RichEisenShow @Dodgers Great tribute Rich 🙏🏽🫡

[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

@bansky Wade is the club owner which is the only reason why he knows all these killers

And Larry Bird not on this list is criminal

[Eddie Gonzalez @bansky]

Answer very very very obvious

No disrespect to buddy but he a sore thumb here

[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

@KamalaHQ Just wait until he gets to prison

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump says he didn’t like playing football because he didn’t like “some guy... from a bad neighborhood” tackling him

[Hater Report @HaterReport]

Jerry Jones in the Dallas Cowboys locker room

[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

@CondorSZN Or, Mark Davis has a new profitable stadium and he’s no longer a vagabond owner therefore, the refs are finally laying off screwing them

[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

FUCK YOUR SURVIVOR POOL!!!
GO RAIDERS #RaiderNation

[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

@theleviedwards Beat writers to Raiders OC Luke Getsy: how do you plan on attacking the Ravens defense?

Luke Getsy: I have a concept of a plan

#RaiderNation #Raiders

[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

btw I never would’ve thought trump prefers his neck pussy fully shaved. thought at least a landing strip on the chin type #PresidentialDebate2024 #maga #neckpussy

[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

just grab em by his neck pussy #trump #PresidentialDebate2024

[Hoops @Hoopss]

“Kobe is Michael Jordan, just on steroids”

Roll tape...

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Everyone in America is born into politically and economic inequality, but some people BENEFIT from it. They WANT to live in a system where their birth status allows them to compete on an uneven playing field. They want to be taxed as little as possible because they don’t have to care about public education, clean water, poverty or crime. Because they’ll NEVER be affected by a biased criminal justice system, they want their govt to be tough on crime.” They are not impacted by people’s ability to collectively bargain for fair wages. They honestly fear Black people and homosexuals recruiting their children into a life of sin.

They don’t want to just maintain the status quo, they truly want to erase the progress that others have made.

For some people, America was ACTUALLY GREAT when their children could live in segregated neighborhoods and go to school without learning what their ancestors actually did and they automatically got into colleges just because their grandparents attended and they graduated and got jobs bc they only had to compete with 60% of the population then bought homes in a housing market where prices were artificially deflated by racial segregation laws and voted in elections where their voter suppression-inflated political power prioritized their religious and social beliefs.

So they vote for the party that will actually make America great again…

FOR THEM

Hope this helps.

[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

@JTTheBrick It’s Interesting how the sports media talks about Sam Darnold vs Minshew. The nat’l media is optimistic when it comes to the Vikings QB situation but the Raiders are dumpster fires with theirs. Just look up Minshew’s career stats vs Darnold’s?

[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

@MitchellRenz365 Interesting how the sports media talks about Sam Darnold vs Minshew. The national media is optimistic when it comes to the Vikings QB situation but the Raiders are dumpster fires with theirs. Should they be reminded of Minshew’s career stats vs Darnold’s?

[SMP @IamSeanMPorter]

Tim Walz looks like the type of public school teacher who’d yell at a kid “hey! stop fucking the couch!”

[Acyn @Acyn]

Crockett: The only time that Trump seems to be challenged is when there is a Black woman on the other side, whether we are talking about Letitia James, Fani Willis, the VP who will become the president, or those Black women journalists..

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Jeff Bridges: “I’m white, I’m the Dude, and I’m for Harris."