Soloh

Seeing Green

[Kareem Abdul-Jableeveland @OtachiWarren]

Sasa mtuambie mbona Yamal akona World Cup na Ronaldo hana

[Kuwams🍉 @kuwamocho_]

kuwakumbusha tu

[xyghbq @_Nyamburaaaaaa]

“Hazipati stage”is all fun and games until zikose stage fr 😭😭😭

[Cudii🥭 @_griftine]

Kumbe pombe ndio mnaita fluid therapy 😂😂frauds.

[Thatswhatshesaid @Missal1sunday_]

Errands mbili tatu halafu niendee shots mbili tatu nne tano sita saba nane tisa

[RIIROK🔆 @Chepremacy]

Thirsty for success lakini nikipata KC nitakunywa.

[Loki😌 @LokiEddy]

Hio ni shot ama toja nimepiga mamae

[h @ruinsunflower]

so there is this app called twitter

[Wangari 𝜗𝜚 @i_am_wangarii]

Ratish tipsy>>>>>>>>>>>>>

[. @thatomabitsi]

hangover lasting 3 days and leaves you with a flu 😭

[Eve Maina @evenmaina]

Arap mashamba ameskia kuna shamba ya Elon watu wana farm engagements, ndio hio amekuja kugrab.

[PeePee🎀 @peegzy1]

Dear HR,

“Fresh graduate” and “2-3 years experience” should not be in the same sentence.

Regards.

[⭐️ @Hillahillaa]

Chugging a mzinga watu watatu is an average Tuesday in 2nd year😭😭

[ADAORA @Simonloveth9]

They involved me yesterday…I nearly die😭

[cuntstance @ssaauuraa]

We keep talking about kids with grown up names. Can we talk about grown ups with kids’ names? 😭Teddy at 42?wacha wewe😭

[munir @bigpochu]

Porridge won’t solve shit either

[Aleckie Ronald @SirAlexas]

Najua leo ni World Cup lakini msisahu "fires into Budapest Sky.."

[Tonnie Moremi @tonnie_moremi]

...of Europe, you'll never sing that." Malizia sentence jomba.

[Jay @_mr_mutinda]

Umeingia shamba ya Elon na tingatinga

[norash🌸 @Norashspiracy]

Yea but it does with alcohol