Johnny Pants

I kid a lot but seriously.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

The official shirt of “It’s 1985 and I’m about to impress the hell out of 8th grade with my sick threads.”

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

Matty I mean.

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

@GeorgeDunham did they tell you to get your esophagus stretched, I know my dad struggled with this in his later years and I think even Marty Beers suffers from this now.

[GameVerse @TheGameVerse]

Gaming as an adult:
> Have a 20+ game backlog
> Launch the same game every night
> Stare at the main menu
> Close the game
> Go to bed

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

@DallasTexasTV Little late, fake news. I love mine btw, loud Bose, comfy ride, good mpg. 2027 has to compete with Camry otherwise why would they bring it back.

[Battlefield @Battlefield]

The tide is turning 🌊

Watch the Season 4 Gameplay Trailer tomorrow at 8 am PT.

[Granite Mtn. @gran1te_mtn]

There are dozens of these office buildings in your city and there are only 15 people working in each one.

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

@TheChadLedger @catturd2 Remember the theory a serial killer was traveling with the tour that year?

[Battlefield 6 News @BF6Updates]

Season 4 arrives on July 21 with 2 new maps: Tsuru Reef and Wake Island.

The update also adds custom lobbies, spectator mode, 4 new weapons, new modes, and more content.

Season 5 is coming this fall with 3 brand-new maps, more weapons, modes, and additional content, though details are still classified.

On top of that, ongoing updates will bring proximity chat, platoons, server browser, leaderboards, matchmaking improvements, and gameplay changes.

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

@TheWapplehouse Buh buhhh you can get employee pricing now 🤣🤣🤣

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

@MissPookems Come join us, RoR.

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

@frankiemuniz Wait, we do have a recent testimonial @McMattRadio and you say?

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

@BattlefieldInte Silk Road.

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

@SportsSturm When you make it to CF’s 3 years in a row this is shocking. Let’s face it though, I figured we were 50/50 in this series regardless didn’t everyone?

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

@JoshBogorad thank you for a calming assessment of matters on the Invasion. 6 games vs 6 months, let’s think about it.

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

@DooM49 If they bring back Silk Road, I apologize in advance being 1st every round.

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

@MustangMan_TX It was called the “Cut loose” around my parts.

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@SportsSturm It would make a billion dollars where I live.

[Alec Lace @AlecLace]

🚨 MUST WATCH:

Johnny Carson (a Democrat) opens the 1981 Oscars, a day after the assassination attempt on President Reagan, with genuine class and respect.

The entire liberal Hollywood crowd erupts in applause.

Today? Jimmy Kimmel jokes about Melania Trump becoming a widow.

[Johnny Pants @IamThFEAR]

@Yetomy_Corp @stelzner_n1150 Terrible ones do agreed. Try the Honda Accord of IPA’s, Stone, it’s delicious.