Will Garrett

Recording Artist // Record Producer // Songwriter

[Black River Entertainment @BlackRiverEnt]

Who wants to see #KelseaBallerini and the #JonasBrothers tonight at First Bank Ampitheater in Franklin, TN?? We’re giving away a pair of tickets! To enter make sure you follow @BlackRiverEnt @KelseaBallerini and RT this tweet tagging who you’d bring to the show! #rememberthistour

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

Any time someone tells you they're "about 20 minutes away" they're lying. They haven't left yet.

[JON STONE @JONSTONE02]

Team Stone

[Chris Cruise @ChrisCruise]

Here's @DonaldGlover dancing to 'I Wanna Dance With Somebody' by Whitney Houston.

You're welcome.

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

Been locked out of my Twitter for so long, it seems like nobody even uses it anymore.

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

I hope everyone in Vegas is okay... had friends playing, and during Jason Aldean’s set, terrorists fired with fully automatic firearms.

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

You'll never be as lazy as the guy who named the fireplace.

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

I accidentally bought regular Cheerios instead of Honey Nut Cheerios. Now my breakfast tastes like I'm attending a party sober.

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

I always scroll to see how long an article is before I don't read it.

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

@LindsayMBrewer You got me @LindsayMBrewer!

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

What if your pillow could collect your dreams and when you wake up you plug it into your computer and watch them over again?

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

It's sad that a few fake Nigerian princes have ruined it for all the good Nigerian princes who are just looking to wire 24 million dollars.

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

The chances of me doing my best work today are about hahahahahahahahahahaha%.

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

Nothing is more frightening than accidentally making eye contact with a guy who runs a mall kiosk.

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

The music video to this @KelseaBallerini song really allowed us to connect with it, so we… https://t.co/OGwKlwqbpP

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

Whoever named the seesaw probably didn't get another chance to name stuff. Just sayin'.

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

@olddominion @ Music Row, Nashville https://t.co/52LU4EEBTM

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

When you're sad, just remember: at least you don't look like you did in 7th grade.

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

Thank you, iPhone predictive text, for sending my mother a message that said "FUCKKKYEAHHH!!" There's no joke here except I'm 31 & grounded.

[Will Garrett @IamWillGarrett]

Thanks for writing this one, @RyanGriffinLive. So dope. @ Music Row, Nashville https://t.co/2imNmxY6w9