Crystal Marie Denha

Stand-Up Comedian🎙1st generation Iraqi American.
Back Up Page 📌(My Fans) | Come see me on tour! 🤗❤️

[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

She said humor keeps the spark alive… he said maintenance is important!

Come see me live! Call Me Mommy standup tour 👇

• 4/22– Chicago, IL — Zanies Chicago (SOLD OUT)
• 4/23 – Rosemont, IL —Zanies Rosemont
• 5/6 - Los Angeles, CA — The Upstairs Cl...

[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

Wait for the ending… I did NOT see that coming 🤯

Come see me on tour! 👇
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• 4/22– Chicago, IL — Zanies Chicago (SOLD OUT)
• 4/23 – Rosemont, IL —Zanies Rosemont
• 5/6 - Los Angeles, CA — The Upstairs Club for Netflix Is a Joke
• 5/9– Vancouver, BC ...

[Crystal Marie Denha @Iam_CrystalMar]

They wouldn't give me a JFL "new faces" showcase this year, but most of the shows on my first tour have sold out…This industry may not fuck with me, but you guys sure do and that's all that matters! T...
Bio just added my newest video! ⚡👇

[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

I'm on tour, baby! Im adding new dates daily, so please check my website for the latest schedule. Thank you for riding with me — this life is wild and I don't take a second of it for granted. Free meet and greets after every show this year 🥰🙏🏽❤️
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[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

Los Angeles! Pleased to announce I'll be performing at this year's comedy festival on May 6th at in Los Angeles! 🎉

I got my own show this year 🥹
Would love to see you there ❤️🙏🏽
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[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

Which is the better boyfriend experience: French men or American men?

[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

Call your mother, tell her you love her.

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[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

Updated Tour Schedule! Would love to see your beautiful faces out there 😍

Tampa is officially SOLD OUT (thank you 🥹❤️), but I'll be adding another date soon!

I love you guys. Thank you for all the support — I'm only a few dates into this tour and a...

[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

Everyone knows 8 Mile… but 7 Mile is Detroit's Little Baghdad!

On a serious note: Iraqi Christians fled persecution back home and found safety, opportunity, and community in Detroit. GOD Bless the pe...
Latest me + latest vids in bio ⚡👇

[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

Purity Bling 💎
Because abstinence deserves accessories 💅

Come see me on tour to hear the ful

[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

I'd be honored to have you at one of my live shows! 🥰❤️🙏

for tickets 🎟️

More dates coming soon…

[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

Shout out to all the stay at home Dads! 😘

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Come see me on tour! 👇
• 3/20-3/21– Point Pleasant, NJ - Uncle Vinnie's
• 3/22– New York, NY — The Stand (Sold Out)
• 4/22– Chicago, IL — Zanies Chicago
• 4/23 – Rosemont, IL —Zanies Rosemont
• 5/6 - Los...

[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

She said humor keeps the spark alive… he said maintenance is important!

Come see me live! Call Me Mommy standup tour 👇

• 4/22– Chicago, IL — Zanies Chicago (SOLD OUT)
• 4/23 – Rosemont, IL —Zanies Rosemont
• 5/6 - Los Angeles, CA — The Upstairs Cl...

[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

Wait for the ending… I did NOT see that coming 🤯

Come see me on tour! 👇
🎟️
• 4/22– Chicago, IL — Zanies Chicago (SOLD OUT)
• 4/23 – Rosemont, IL —Zanies Rosemont
• 5/6 - Los Angeles, CA — The Upstairs Club for Netflix Is a Joke
• 5/9– Vancouver, BC ...

[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

She gave up free healthcare for love! 👊🏿❤️

This beautiful couple gave me permission to use their photo at the end of my clip. I never show an audience member's face without permission! 🙏🏽❤️

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Come see me on tour! 👇
• 3/20-3/21– Point Pleasant, NJ...

[Crystal Marie Denha @iamcrystalmar]

We were about to find Flo a man… turns out she already brought one 🙃

FYI I had food poisoning this night. Threw up right before my set and immediately after. If you watch closely, you can see me fighting for my life. Dedication.

Come see me on tour...