Mwami Mark

[Mwami Mark @Iam_MarkPaul]

Till perturbs that this person has been in driving school for a couple of weeks now and still confuses the brake and accelerator pedals.

[Mwami Mark @Iam_MarkPaul]

But iPhone also, I’m texting kob it’s correcting it to job or Kobe

[Hlovo @hlovo_]

That “ugly husband” wasn’t ugly when he married you? 😂

That’s your level 🤞🏾

[Champ✨ @Ib_ra_himm]

How your dad looks at you when you tell him you don't know his Gmail password

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

😂😂😂

[Tanner @MooreForAll]

Life actually pretty cheap as a single man, its when you start adding things like women and children it get expensive

[︎ًLevi @WittyLevi]

“My baby”

[Eleli Ayub @eleliayub]

You leave Nairobi Garage, on your right is Beer District with a white population and kilimani baddies and negros drinking 500/= beers and shots costing price ya mzinga pale campus.
On your left is a fleet of cars you won't be able to afford for the next 20 years with your current salary.
You look up and its PWC and Oracle, at a distance you can see Microsoft beaming you their colors. Phew.

You plug your ear-pods, blast some Money Trees and head to take your cab home, appreciating the little you have and hoping for more.

But ni life

[Mwami Mark @Iam_MarkPaul]

@_Hybreed_ Depending on who you do it to

[underrated @Nestroytimo]

“Best in leaving women alone”

[$ @2xsam_]

This

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

I like being happy dude

[вlαnc @dqveed]

imagine getting rich and never going broke for the rest of your life

[WILDER @wldsteppa]

Nobody:
Life: Nigga did i just catch you having fun

[Mwami Mark @Iam_MarkPaul]

At this point, traffic lights in Kampala should be treated like Christmas lights switched on in December and switched off in January since they serve the same purpose as decorations

[Praise @tufpraise]

I literally have to mentally convince myself to leave the house.

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

everything we say at funerals should be said at birthday parties instead. we leave so much love unspoken.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

when you love someone,you let them sleep.

[Mwami Mark @Iam_MarkPaul]

Rinse and repeat

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I work - I get paid - I look for what to buy - I finish my money - I suffer - I work again 😂 😩

[Ginger @Gboye_Rave]

I work - I get paid - I look for what to buy - I finish my money - I suffer - I work again 😂 😩