Collins!

Dream big. Work hard. Stay humble.

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Africans in the diaspora are calling out African restaurants for overpriced food. According to them, the price of one portion of African food can get you a full platter that feeds 3 people at a Chinese restaurant.

Our greed is honestly one of the reasons Africa is not progressing as fast as it should. We need to learn the difference between making profit and exploiting people.

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I can't believe Seyi Vibez speaks better English than Asake 😭😭

I remember when they run agenda say he no sabi speak English

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Egungun of Lagos guide lowkey, e go shock you say he guide pass most of this guys wey he dey interview

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“I'm in a relationship.”

“I don't think I'm ready.”

"I don't follow a man home on a first date"

“I'm seeing someone else.”

“I need some time to heal from my past relationship.”

Na who woman no like she dey tell all these things. If she really dey feel you, she go find a way to make am work

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Since Mancity give Barcelona Rodri price we never hear anything from them.

You no get money you wan chop ofe Owerri 😂😂😂

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One question ! Why you dey fear to freestyle ????

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Once Davido uncle win this election he no go talk about politics again. Na only when e reach him family he dey remember say APC no good

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Anonymous gifted king Mitchy a new G wagon worth over 500 million.

Now i understand why women dey do BBL

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Please he should book the next available flight straight to Osun

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Once you get that prepared meter update you no go pay electricity bill again

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Ronaldo married Georgina after dey stay together for 10 years. What does it tell you?

1, 2 or 3 years is not enough time to know a lady. Date her for 10 to 15 years to know if both of you are compatible. And make sure una dey born pikin keep during the time

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Davido wan bring Donald Trump make he supervise Osun election, una dey doubt am

Person wey dey sing for Trump anytime Xi Jinping make am vex

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Once OPay don notice say you dey expect alert, dem go dey rage-bait you with notifications 😭😭

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Nigerian girls will expect a gift from you at every slightest opportunity.

New Year
Easter
Christmas
Her birthday
Mother’s Day
Father’s Day
Girlfriend’s Day
Boyfriend’s Day
Valentine’s Day

Even your own birthday 😭😭😭

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Since Ferran Torres score that winning goal for Spain we never rest. Werey say ever since then he sees himself as living legend, person wey be Gernacho 2.0 😂

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I’ve noticed that Nigerian women in the diaspora have this culture of they can never bring a man from Nigeria abroad.

They’d rather marry someone who is already there because they believe that if they bring a man from Nigeria, he might cheat on them. So, in their mind, marrying someone who is already abroad means they have “nothing to lose” if he cheats

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“Victor Osimhen, we know you are hot tempered, but you need to calm down. Racial comment was made against Vinicius Jnr during the Benfica game. He reported it to the referee; he didn't go physical.”

Xxssive after Osimhen went physical with a Villarreal player

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When dey start to dey compare players with one season?

This Kombo sef

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Person wey murder am never kpai?

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As Wizkid dey fight Davido, him pikin dey fight Ice King 😂😂😂😂