Luna

Tell me

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

It took me hours to know what part of the body this is!!8

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

i can’t wait for someone to ask me for one of these and i can tell them to fuk off

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

Hey @grok what would their child look like if these two people were married ??

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

My cinnamon raisin bread dough is absolutely out of control right now 😭🍞✨ She’s rising, thriving, doing the absolute most… and honestly I’ve never been prouder 🥹💖

[Cozyy @Cozyvik]

My cinnamon raisin bread dough is absolutely out of control right now 😭🍞✨ She’s rising, thriving, doing the absolute most… and honestly I’ve never been prouder 🥹💖

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

It took me hours to know what part of the body this is!!8

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

My brother-in-law rode with me yesterday and pointed at the button with the little car and the curved arrow on it.
He said, “You know most people leave that on all the time, right?”
I just looked at him. I’ve been pressing that thing for years thinking it was just another way to make the AC colder.
He laughed and said, “That’s not what it is.”
Still don’t fully get when I’m supposed to use it or when I’m better off leaving it off. Anyone actually know?

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

This is just… utterly heartless.
How can anyone be so cruel?😭

[Yoosuf Sayyid @yoosuf_sayyid]

Dumb internet user:

Pays for YouTube Premium
Pays for Spotify Premium
Pays for Netflix
Pays for iCloud
Pays for extra storage

Smart internet user:

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

Man: Wait... Are you a prostitute?

Woman: Ewww! You're a misogynist and not a real man.

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

Asking for sex in the 2006:

Man: I'm sexually attracted to you.
Woman: I'm attracted to you too.

Man: Wanna have sex?
Woman: Sure.

Asking for sex in 2026:

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

Man: I'm sexually attracted to you.

Woman: I'm attracted to you too, but my rent is due, I need to get my hair done, I haven't eaten since last week, I need a new bag, new clothes, and money for maintenance.

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

Calling in sick in 2026:
- Take 4 photos of the thermometer
- Draft the Slack message 7 times
- Attach a “doctor’s note” screenshot
- Join the wellness channel
- Watch 11 recovery TikToks
- Still reply to emails from bed

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

Calling in sick in 2005:

- Call the office
- Say you’re not well
- Go back to sleep

Calling in sick in 2026:

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

It took me hours to know what part of the body this is!!8

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

It took me hours to know what part of the body this is!!8

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

@grok That's sensation

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

Hey @grok, my grandma left me a small piece of land, what can I do with it?

[Luna @Iamlunajx]

What's wrong with my husband, everyone? A lot of people say it's roundworms or tapeworms. Is it because he eats a lot of raw food, right?

[Liverpool FC @LFC]

Not the result we wanted, but thank you for your backing in Istanbul, Reds 👏❤️