I_am_taking_my_ball_&_going_home

This isn't where I parked my car.

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@LctricTrthbrush Bitchin'

[2 star yelp review @2StarYelp]

*gets stabbed at one of my fishing spots*

911 operator: i need your exact location

Me: nevermind

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Where'd the puppies go? Where's the kitties? Why is this soup so delicious!?
https://t.co/1xyVHpb7Hi

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They're digging one of them coho holes, I reckon.

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@realroopie No, I watched the sunset, it was delightful.

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@hkhaunze @realroopie People will go to great lengths to imitate the power of the pink shirt.

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@richardzussman So nice to see you Nathan, so sad you're here.

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@LctricTrthbrush Twice

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@RyanOnthevedder Heh!

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@LctricTrthbrush Hah! Quite enjoyed that.

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@TheProgress None of the dozens of boats on the lake were able to assist before calling emergency services?
Could someone make a snappy statement about the self absorbed nature of wake boating folk?

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@RyanOnthevedder -Johnson, did you not put cyanide in his coffee at the cafe this am?
-I did sir, I really did, right after the two pumps of vanilla!
-Odd.
-Maybe next time, no vanilla?

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@RyanOnthevedder 10/10, well done.

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@LyrikSalem @seabusmemes Apologies, I was referring to the lack of corn growing within the city of Vancouver.

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@NeeedlesEye Because of all the Spanish place names?

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@riotsurvivor Thoughts and prayers

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@averyspacehall @riotsurvivor Burnaby, nice and close for you.