Mark

Some days maybe good.
Some days maybe shit.
I don't share food & I drink too much.
Programmer.
FPL tinkerer.
Daydream believer...

[Mark @IamtheMarkus]

#AdviceForNewTwitterUsers

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@12Xpert Superstar

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@Bebo_Bols02

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@NegativePL_ Terrible not get the full odds but cracking start to the day.
RFC too. Skelton at it again.

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@NegativePL_ App?

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@Bebo_Bols02

[Jonathan @Jonny_artist]

When your two aunts see you 'cutting loose' at a wedding disco.

[Massimo @Rainmaker1973]

«Okay, bye»
https://t.co/GMsg2XRUhj

[Mark @IamtheMarkus]

@CalSleeper Okay just checking as normally we connect with another half of a sleeper service before getting too far away from Edinburgh

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@CalSleeper will the incident at Glasgow affect the joining of the sleeper services?
Travelling via the dundee service but pretty sure we are meant to connect with this train?

[Rugby World @Rugbyworldmag]

Italy beat England for the first time in their history. Scotland put 50 on the best French team we've ever seen. Rhys Carré is the fastest man alive.

The Six Nations is absolutely class.

[Mark @IamtheMarkus]

@thecourieruk it only applies to return fares.
You are still close to paying double the ember fare if you only go one way.

[Simon Forrest @SimonForrest11]

This was the play that won the match.
Goosebumps. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿💙✊️

[Mark @IamtheMarkus]

@nkh12349 No helmet cam please

[Róisín Michaux @RoisinMichaux]

If true this would be a huge win for feminism. Women are grossly underrepresented in the dictatorship and authoritarianism fields.

[Hiroshi Suzuki @AmbJapanUK]

A wee swally!!🍺👍

[Angie Jones @techgirl1908]

We used to hunt the bug down in the codebase with our bare eyes

[Imtiaz Mahmood @ImtiazMadmood]

I got a call from a scammer yesterday.

Me: “Hello.”

Scammer: (thick, heavy accent) “Hello. This is Tom Smith from Microsoft Support. We are seeing a lot of virus activity coming from your device.”

Me: “Oh no. My device? Are you sure?”

Scammer: “Oh yes, Madam. We have many reports.”

Me: “Oh, jeez. How can I fix it?”

Scammer: “It’s okay, Madam. We can help you right now. Are you in front of your device?”

Me: “Yes. I was just about to use it. I’m glad you called.”

Scammer: “Good, Madam. Please push the Start button.”

Me: “I think it’s already on.”

Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Now click on Control Panel.”

Me: “I don’t see that.”

Scammer: “Do you see a bunch of information above the Start button?”

Me: “Yes.”

Scammer: “That is your Control Panel.”

Me: “Wow. I didn’t realize it had a name.”

Scammer: “Yes, Madam. Now press Internet Options.”

Me: “I don’t see any Internet options. I don’t think I bought that feature. This is just a cheap one.”

Scammer: “All devices have Internet, Madam. Press the Start button again.”

Me: “Okay. Same as before.”

Scammer: “That’s fine, Madam. We will restart your device. Please turn it off.”

Me: “Um… I don’t know how. I’ve never turned it off. It kind of just stays on.”

Scammer: “There must be an off button. How do you stop it when it’s running?”

Me: “I usually press the big button.”

Scammer: “Okay, Madam. Press that button.”

Me: “Okay.”

Scammer: “Is your device off?”

Me: “No. The door popped open.”

Scammer: “Door? Is there a disc inside?”

Me: “No. There’s a burrito.”

Scammer: “Why is there a burrito in your computer?”

Me: “Computer? I thought you said this was microwave support.”

[Coding in Flow @codinginflow]

I created a Stack Overflow mode in Cursor for when I get nostalgic