trev burton

World shadow boxing champ since 08 professional vlt player

[tom @tom_harlock]

🌱simple vegan meal:

• glass of water
• crack

[trev burton @Iamtherealgoose]

@MaybeNik @tipiwars

[Nicky @nickturani]

It might not be the biggest or the nicest, but damn it feels good to call something home. (Yes I know it’s purple, I like it.)

[trev burton @Iamtherealgoose]

@itsKammy_G She can have a private jet full of babies I’ll take my quiet house and no shitty diapers

[trev burton @Iamtherealgoose]

@tipiwars Unless of course it’s bannock and bologna

[chuuch @ch000ch]

due to personal reasons i will be selling skin care products to people from high school on facebook

[trev burton @Iamtherealgoose]

@taybear370 *tears up invitation*

[Myles @tooIe_]

WOW one cm of snow and everybody forgets how to drive?? Honestly just stay off the roads if you’re not going 40 over and endangering everybody’s lives. Also my dick is gigantic.

[the hype @TheHyyyype]

waiter: i'm sorry sir, but your card has been declined

me: run it again

waiter: i ran it three times

me: *to my date* omg this is so embarrassing. do you mind taking care of it?

her: no problem! *grabs waiter by the collar and pulls him close* he said run it again

[trev burton @Iamtherealgoose]

@chloeeelayne @DeeJayReimer Lol 99.1 percent of people show who they are eventually

[Rob Tychkowski @Rob_Tychkowski]

McDavid hits post. Oilers offer post two years at $2.5 million per year.

[trev burton @Iamtherealgoose]

@RavenVictoria95

[Chris Estrada @ChrisEstrada85]

5 years ago I worked the Golden Globes as a valet driver at The Beverly Hilton & I told myself "one day I'll be here accepting an award." Today I'm a comedian/writer & I have to go to bed early because I have an early shift at the warehouse tomorrow. Remember dreams are bullshit!

[trev burton @Iamtherealgoose]

@RavenVictoria95

[trev burton @Iamtherealgoose]

@BizNasty2point0 @TravisReilly Biz for president