Ian Tweedy

Manhattan School of Music ‘24 • he/him/his

[Alma @Alpdgg]

How my shift started How it ended

[Kirby Carlisle @2010brianwilson]

Things I’d make illegal if I was mayor of NYC:
- biking the wrong way on a one way street
- stopping at the top of subway stairs
- getting coffee from Starbucks
- going to salt hanks
- not clarifying east or west for Manhattan streets
- never leaving the borough you live in

[crawf @crawf34]

hey, tell them there’s a pedophile in attendance

[richard @richard_normal]

ruining your first home finals game in three decades up 2-0 so the worlds fattest pedophile can nod off in a private box >>>

[Ian Tweedy @Ian1Tweedy]

@MTANewsroom maybe like…. focus on having ur trains run consistently instead of turning four unused bulbs into basketballs at the Penn Station Subway stop? NYers get to celebrate, a company that makes it impossible to travel? NO, MTA needs to focus on their JOB

[Queer Latifah ✨ @TheAfrocentricI]

How ironic from white people who displaced countless Black and Brown people & businesses that resided in Dumbo when it was just a Navy Yard with abandoned warehouses that they turned into multi million dollar properties. We don’t care.

[Silicon Valley Fodder @Playerinthgame]

When will people understand that this predatory pricing model will always be true of anything coming out of Silicon Valley? It is literally their only model. 1. Operate at a loss so everyone signs up 2. Wipe out competitors 3. Slam users with profane monopolistic costs

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Dear papa perc,

I’m sorry that your mommy haven’t cut you a birthday cake for the past 3 days cause she can’t take my success or happiness… One day you going to grow up and I hope you understand when a girl says NO it means NO and you can overcome the pedophilia blood you inherited from you your grandfather, father and uncle… Please don’t hate me when you grow up cause your mommy rather give me more attention than she gives you ..hopefully when somebody that really cares about her puts her in rehab and get her the help she needs she come out and read you a book

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Papa Bear I’m sorry you can’t speak and banging spoons because your mom couldn’t put the drugs down… I’m sorry your mom not even paying attention to you on your own birthday cuz she such a obsessed and dark spirted hating ho.. I’m so sorry

[Allie @fergyonce]

Beyoncé: stop talking about act 3!

Also Beyoncé:

[twinkytuff @twinkytuff]

if u prefer cart over bud u gotta go bro

[wiLL @willfulchaos]

i’m still convinced that beyoncé might release act iii tonight

[Ian Tweedy @Ian1Tweedy]

@pattiegonia keep doing you angel! let this company sink their own ship. glad you spoke up abt what horrors they are trying to put on you

[Ian Tweedy @Ian1Tweedy]

@patagonia WOW a multi million dollar lawsuit against a drag artist who DOES what this ugly business SAYS they are doing. what a joke. coming for queer artists days before Pride month??don’t you all DARE try to post anything on pride when ur actively trying to kill a drag artist

[Daily Bugle Janitorial @abysmaldogwater]

unfortunately the catholic church declaring holy war on AI is raw af

[‘ @13cherrys]

Beyoncé has no idea she’s releasing an album this Friday

[lavitalenta @lavitalenta]

The mayor of New York City is password sharing with the homies to watch the playoffs I’ve never felt more represented in my life

[𝓐𝔂𝓸✯ @shefwayo]

pov: there’s a rush at work but all the experienced coworkers are on shift

[Sag Harbor Capital @sagharborcap]

Would’ve been nice if somebody informed me it was National Parade / Fuck Your Uber / Also No Subways /Good Luck Getting Anywhere Day in NYC

[Lore Breakers @lorebreakers_]

@GriffinMaxwellB