Ian

🇬🇧Defected to NE Scotland from the West in the early 90s. Big aviation fan, Lover of classic comedy, Mel Brooks, Harvey Korman! 🇬🇧

[Ian @IanABNE]

@JohnCleese For a minute I thought that read as shitty! I must put my specs on! 😉

[Ian @IanABNE]

@Markshark26 The new buzz words 😂😂😂🍺

[Ian @IanABNE]

@superj1606 Happy birthday Paul! Have a great day! 🍺🍷

[Ian @IanABNE]

@AbhaPaulina It's now called a 'Hydration Break' 😂😂😂

[Ian @IanABNE]

@ArkaSerezh Just up the road they trashed Euston! 🤬

[Ian @IanABNE]

@DianeHaywood71 @history99917180 😂😂😂

[Ian @IanABNE]

@coachmikebayer @susylicious2023 I gave it 30 seconds! ffs pass me a drink! Yawn feckin yawn!

[Mor Edge Insight @MorEdge_Insight]

Holy shit (no pun intended) 😂😂

I can’t stop laughing at this. The crozier flopping has me dead 🤣🤣

[Rubio de Palermo @locuralamia]

De Gaulle: “Ustedes los ingleses, solamente pelean por dinero. Deberían aprender de nosotros, los Franceses, que solo peleamos por el honor y la dignidad “

Churchill: “ Bueno, cada uno pelea por lo que le hace falta “

[James Melville 🚜 @JamesMelville]

As England and Norway play in the World Cup quarter final, it’s time to remember when Norwegian radio commentator Bjørge Lillelien delivered one of the most iconic commentaries of all time after Norway beat England 2-1 in a World Cup qualifying match in Oslo back in 1981:

"We have beaten England! Lord Nelson. Lord Beaverbrook. Sir Winston Churchill. Sir Anthony Eden. Clement Attlee. Henry Cooper. Lady Diana. We have beaten all of them!

Maggie Thatcher, can you hear me? Maggie Thatcher...Your boys took a hell of a beating! Your boys took a hell of a beating!"

#ENGNOR

[Ian @IanABNE]

@JamesMelville A wonderful commentary, it's sounds like being attacked by the Swedish Chef from the Muppet Show! 😂😂🇧🇻 @B_W_Marshall @brjc301 @NormanSufrin

[Ian @IanABNE]

@AbhaPaulina Good morning Abha, have a nice sunny, beer, lazy kinda day! I feel a tennis, golf, football kinda day coming on! ⚽️🎾⛳️😉

[Ian @IanABNE]

@Euro_toff @LeeAndersonMP_ The only reason the scuzzball apologised was because of the shit he was receiving. He should never have made the disgusting comment in the first place!

[Ian @IanABNE]

@Glinner Computer says no fkn chance mate! 😂😂😂

[Ian @IanABNE]

@TouchmineX Let's hope he lives in a ground floor accommodation!

[Ian @IanABNE]

@1968Tv That West Germany team were hated because of their semi final win over France.

[Ian @IanABNE]

@murdo_fraser @Glinner @AmnestyUK Excellent Murdo! 👏🏻👏🏻

[Ian @IanABNE]

@bertrum76 Go into Morrisons, 4 cans of Stella, £6.75.....

[Ian @IanABNE]

@TRobinsonNewEra She's a keeper that one! 😂😂🤮🤮

[Plane Driver Plane Talker @stopclimbFL200]

Some of my colleagues dealt with a very complex failure today, got the aircraft back on the ground, with no fatalities.

On the face of it remarkably similar to Southwest’s incident in 2018. 🧵 👇

PLEASE KEEP YOUR SEAT BELTS ON!