Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle

HUGE Phil Collins fan. If youre the air tonight, baby Im it!

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

@luisjgomez maybe one of the best jokes of the year.

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

@rampagejackson your son is a horrible person and you raised him that way.

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

@rampagejackson you raised a horrible person

[ZAMidnightSpookshow @ZASpookshow]

A bold stance for someone mostly known for going places to critique the efficiency and technique of their oven use.

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

I love everyone and respect all people but I tried to off myself twice in the last year and all I see is rainbow flags.

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

@JoshuaMZaik That movie about evil Irish vampires trying to kill black people? Cool. Coool cool cool.

Jk. Heard its awesome.

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

Oooooh who gives a fuck?

[Bobby Hutch @TheBobbyHutch]

Deleting tweets, like a real ass bitch.

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

Zero context @redban

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

@JoshuaMZaik Got one on preorder. With the kart!

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

“ I was figuring out this bike lock”
“Its not a Rubix Cube, faggot. Its got four digits. Do it or dont.”

@ryanlfoster_ Just killed me.

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

@CrackAmicoRAP Who that boy? Who him is?

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

We want one WWE Women of color without a weave, baby. #WrestleMania41

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

@ComicDaveSmith We still love you, Dave. Take the L lol. Its funnier that way.

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

I have seen 25% of the wrestlers in the next match’s dicks. #WrestleMania

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

Someone should pull a domestic on that girl who was just on screen. #WrestleMania

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

@CrackAmicoRAP Liked him better when he was fat but agree.

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

I miss tubby Walter. Still the man.

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

Mainevent….opening.

[Teenage Mutant Injured Turtle @IanCharpy]

You could land a plane between Rachel Zegler’s eyes.