Ian House

Keen amateur in architecture, history, geography, baseball, and literature. Professional in nothing.

[Ian House @IanDevHouse]

Lon might have been thrown away, but he knows he isn't trash.

Read "The Things We Throw Away," a short story by Ian House. Link below.

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Googling something and getting the AI overview and the Wikipedia entry is a real "one guard always lies and one always tells the truth" scenario.

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Flying drones at July 4th fireworks shows is so American: recklessly burning money to slightly increase your own enjoyment by slightly decreasing the enjoyment of hundreds of other, poorer people.

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@depthsofwiki Gotta be honest, when I saw "pizza ranch scandal," I assumed this would be about putting ranch dressing on pizza.

And I wasn't *that* wrong.

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@RyanCohen24 Outscored by three runs, win two of three. This is the kind of series the Padres spent all of 2023 on the other end of.

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Man, Cease looks awful. If they somehow sneak into the playoffs, it has to be Waldron and King, right?

[Ian House @IanDevHouse]

Padres going into the 9th with a 7 run lead. Can't wait to watch Suarez close out a two run win!

[Ian House @IanDevHouse]

Gotta imagine Sulu gets pretty annoyed.

"'Second star in the right and straight on 'til morning?' Bitch, I asked for a course, not your book club quote."

"Oh, may I 'indulge myself?' Heavens! That's not my job-if I have to decide where to go, I get to sit in the big chair."

[Ian House @IanDevHouse]

@BNightengale

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This post made me immediately go find where to buy this hat, preferably two of them.

[Talking Friars @TalkingFriars]

Who the heck is gonna buy this?

[Ian House @IanDevHouse]

You can't convince me that logo is an accident.

[Ian House @IanDevHouse]

Hell yes. Three Padres leading and they can't scratch out one win against the Mets. San Diego strong!

[MLB @MLB]

Aaron Judge and Bryce Harper lead the way in the first All-Star Ballot update ⭐️

Who do you want to see in the All-Star Game? ➡️ https://t.co/AOTyLAg5Kr

[San Diego & Imperial Counties Labor Council @SDLaborCouncil]

"I'm proud to have to have a job that I am passionate about and grateful to be a part of a Union that fights for a better quality of life for its members.” Brother Peter O'Neal is a Steward at the San Diego Zoo and proud member of @Teamsters Local 481 #NationalZooandAquariumMonth

[Ian House @IanDevHouse]

@ultrabrilliant Jean-Baptiste d'Roswell here is my favorite

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@TooMuchMortons_ Literally worse than having a position player pitch.

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@zillowgonewild Nobody tell Chris Pratt.

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@Very__Regular Direct yeoman archer to Yemeni SAM operator pipeline.

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I think it's very sweet of Paul Clemons to go out there and blow calls in honor of Angel Hernandez.

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@TooMuchMortons_ If we trade for Luzardo, he can't start against us!

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@GarrettPetersen The Lion King

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AJ Preller focused so hard on building a team that could beat the Dodgers that he accidentally built a team that could ONLY beat the Dodgers.