IanF007

Music, leafs, politics and common sense

[IanF007 @IanFlemming91]

To plug your butt duh

[p i e r c e 𐂯 .ᐟ ⸝⸝ @rzdchxrry]

Genuinely what is the purpose of butt plugs What the hell do you need them for

[IanF007 @IanFlemming91]

It’s crazy out here today

[IanF007 @IanFlemming91]

Did McGregor just lose in 3 seconds? Wow

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If you’re a man and you go to Barry’s, it’s basically like having a dick in your mouth. Congrats bro, you’re gay now.

[IanF007 @IanFlemming91]

@BlueJay677 @NHL_Muse I was just about to post that lol

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@keep6ixsolid Or maybe people shouldn’t have guns

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@focodereality Run 10 miles a day and be able to squat a house that’ll happen

[IanF007 @IanFlemming91]

Hot take

I can never take a Europeans opinion seriously. they don’t even have air-conditioning. How can I take you Seriously when you can’t even cool your home.

DJT would approve of this message

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@BarstoolGruden I don’t think that guy has ever done legs in his life

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@martinez_j7902 This is in Toronto Ontario Canada. This is not in Arizona.

[IanF007 @IanFlemming91]

This account is worth a follow every day of the week

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[IanF007 @IanFlemming91]

CNN’s ratings must be in rough shape if they’re sharing studio sets with the Food Network.

[IanF007 @IanFlemming91]

There’s a reason he can’t show his face in Canada

[Justin Trudeau @JustinTrudeau]

Sometimes supportive boyfriend duties call. But you know who I’m rooting for to take the Cup 🇨🇦

[IanF007 @IanFlemming91]

Jaylen Brunson is the new king of NYC

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@DissentFu Don’t blame others for you not being able to save money

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@BarackObama @MichelleObama *his story

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@gary_srp You should get deported

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@MarkJCarney Yet your government coddles these terrorists and refuse to kick them out of the country after they break the law making normal law abiding citizens unsafe. You’re a disgrace

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I thought he was in jail for 35 years…

[Pat McAfee @PatMcAfeeShow]

Joining us NOW @carmeloanthony 👏 #PMSLive

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@Leafslatest Still getting traded.

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@mothratician Those bites tel me she’s spitting it out after. Very sad she needs to gain some weight & get heat