Ian Hoffman

Slightly better than average Magic Player || He/Him || MTGO: IanHoff || Co-Host of @ThePGEPodcast ||

[Buffalo Chicken Dip Legacy 🐓 @BcdLegacy]

Top 8 of BCDL16 is live on https://t.co/BC3L3DUv57 with coverage by @romarioneto3 and @mr_usea! Swiss rounds will be posted as VODS later.

[Buffalo Chicken Dip Legacy 🐓 @BcdLegacy]

Wanted to give a sneak peek of The Warp Gate’s new much larger Kenny Road shop. Come check it out this weekend at BCDL Legacy Open 3 and BCDL 16 this Sunday. Plenty of spots still available for both!

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

@SamRoseMurphy Fixed it for you

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

*stares intently at calendar hoping to make time move faster*

@BcdLegacy coming up in only 2 weeks! Get those sign ups coming!

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

I'll be signing up in the next few days, but I'll be slinging cardboard this time for both events!!

[Buffalo Chicken Dip Legacy 🐓 @BcdLegacy]

Hard to believe we’re only a month out from BCDL Legacy Open 3 and BCDL 16 on Sat Aug 17th and Sun Aug 18th! Links to sign ups are below. It really helps to have advance sign ups so I can pay for prize cards.
Legacy Open 3 https://t.co/8VKPvFgYno
BCDL 16 https://t.co/Hs2ttdMivf

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

Finally had a chance to play Necrodominance in Legacy last night...

I feel dirty just doing that to people like that

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

@anzidmtg @xJCloud @StaticGripped From a previous event I played with PFW...

Vial on 3 + SFM in play

Activate vial, hold priority, activate SFM, put in Formalwear, get back Recruiter, tutor up a Flickerwisp, put in Flickerwisp with vial, target Formalwear, end step get back Bowmaster

[Jarvis Yu @jkyu06]

Hey all, just a gentle reminder. if you haven't signed up yet, please do so! it's less than a month away. it'll help out the TO / coverage team significantly.
https://t.co/dSFfLT2JrV

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

Moving my sister back to Cleveland from Austin wouldn't be complete without @bfsrocks Ohio playing on the playlist

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

I swear there's a wormhole somewhere between Cleveland and Chicago.

My fight left 30 minutes late and still arrived early.

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

@cyframes You clearly said you wanted jesus I dunno what was so hard about that

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

@Nicole_Dubin Just the one copy, but with 10 fetches that can grab it I ended up getting it almost every game that went past turn 4

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

Ended up going 4-2 today on D&T but got 9th on breakers...

But god DAMN is Pre-War Formalwear a good card, especially when paired with the surveil lands!

Flickerwisp and friends are going to be very happy with getting all dressed up for a while (at least in paper >.> )

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

@SamRoseMurphy At least on the bright side when you lost to Taxes, you took a walk and brought back lunch for us!

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

I work for a higher end dining restaurant group where I'm fortunate enough to get lunch from our restaurants every day.

This is the lunch that we are the most excited for this week and I'm not ashamed.

[Kyle Davis @TheDaringPastry]

NFL bans hip drop tackles.

NFL defensive players:

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

"Hi my name is Groot"
-Groot, probably

[Shadow D. Serpent @shadowdserpent]

Prove yourself

[Buffalo Chicken Dip Legacy 🐓 @BcdLegacy]

Uploaded BCDL13 VOD to YT. Keep in mind we lost the first half of the event due to WIFI cutting in and out. The VOD picks up in round 5 when we hardwired in the internet connection. If you're interested in UB Rescaminator coverage this is the VOD to watch

https://t.co/RhdKgZr4lV

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

I armed an Eagle strike, walked forward to deploy it, then saw the bugs were all cleared.

Seeing this, I went to close a bug hole so my brain said "throw a 'nade"

The only thing my hands heard was "throw" and I proceeded to die in a blaze of glory as my friends cackled on voice

[𝔞 🎈 @7arcana_]

this alone makes me want to play helldivers

[Ian Hoffman @IanHoffMTG]

This BK is about a 3 minute drive from my house funnily enough

[non aesthetic things @PicturesFoIder]

In 2012, a Burger King employee anonymously posted an image on 4-chan of him putting his feet in lettuce, with the caption:

"This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King."

It took 20 minutes for people to track down the branch the employee worked at and contact the news.

The next morning, Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the Burger King establishment and talked to the breakfast shift manager, who, upon seeing the offending photo, said, "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired."