Cameron-Ian Isle

Been around the block, seen a lot … done a lot! On the lam …!

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

Finally finished my debut novel 'On the lam … the peripatetic adventures of a self-preserving miscreant.' The autobiographical tale of an irredeemable, totally remorseless, career criminal on the run. But who's he running from? And why? Highly offensive & politically incorrect!

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

@FA_PGMOL Why are so many players we see on TV allowed by the officials to NOT wear shin-pads in contravention of Law 4 of the game? If you're not going to apply the rule, make the shin-pad rule an option not a badly applied Law!

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

@MaltaFA1900 What is the record transfer fee paid by a Maltese club? How much? Which player, which club and when?

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

@qikipedia A year out... 99% success is 100% failure! Not good enough, must try harder!

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

@MulbartonFC Thank you, much appreciated.

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

@MulbartonFC How can I buy, and how much is, a season ticket for 2022/23?

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

@LifeBookish Count me in sister! Cheers!🍸🍸But I'll not be joining the hoards of drinkers on the streets tomorrow, it's a bit soon I think and it'll be like all the lunatics have been let out of the asylums when the pubs first open! I'll visit The Champion in Norwich later in the month!

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

Welcome back Craig!👏

Craig Gordon makes Tynecastle return | Heart Of Midlothian Football Club https://t.co/xnkIZBjlj9

https://t.co/yNhY5XvZI4

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

Leeds United legend Joe Jordan: The best Scottish players of the 1970s https://t.co/45XbjsnJAu

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

@govindajeggy @gusman @FagsMagsandBags @BBCRadio4 @BBCSounds Kenny Dalglish crotchless panties? Wax Dickson?! Genius!👏

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

@helenmharper1 Hugh MacDiarmid, he was Scotland's greatest living poet … until he died! Then he was instantly relegated to Scotland's 2nd best poet!

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

Well it's a horrible day here in Norfolk, 'dreich' would be a good description, 🌨️it's positively Aberdonian at the moment. ☂️

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

@thelaceylondon Carrow Road atmosphere improves after lockdown!

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@keribeevis @Bloodhoundbook Well done, go you! 😎

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

Ian Black: Craig Levein is the 'root of all problems' at Hearts https://t.co/IThMd6FvWs

Ian Black: an onanist, Scotland's Joey Barton!

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

Go on Christophe, keep playing as long as you can, you'll always have a warm welcome at Tynie!

What Hearts ace Christophe Berra had to say about his future and league reconstruction https://t.co/LeX2GEivok

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

@RedReveal Joel Pereira was shit! He's not good enough for Hearts so is nowhere near good enough for Man Utd.

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

We'll be back!

[Heart of Midlothian FC @JamTarts]

📝 Club Statement

➡️ https://t.co/UGqT6lkfZA

[Cameron-Ian Isle @IanIsle]

@BBCSportsound ****ing excellent programme!⚽️🤬🤬

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@RedDogTweets What do you do if a bird shits on your laptop? Dump her!

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Happy Birthday to one of footballs greatest ever defenders, Daniel Fergus McGrain.