Ian Beard

Love the Penny Panthers (but dismayed by stupid NRL video refs), Cricket, Newcastle United EPL. Also enjoy an 'occasional' ale (eighth wonder of the world).

[Western Weekender @wwpenrith]

Two Western Weekender journalists have been nominated for prestigious honours at the Mumbrella Publish Awards.

https://t.co/L7UZdccaTU

[Ian Beard @IanIwilly]

@NateTaylor87 Also a famous opening line by John Laws!

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Clock ticking down.

Scores level.

Defenders to beat.

Step forward, Will Osula 👏👏👏

[👉M-Û-R-Č-H👈 @TheEXECUTlONER_]

Braveheart- one of the greatest movies ever made.

Mel Gibson’s best imho.

Time passes too quickly. 😕

[katy 🌸 @KatyKray73]

This guy explains the climate scam in a few minutes.. Aussie style.

Let’s nominate him for Australian of the Year! 🇦🇺 👏🏼

[sportsindustry @footyindustryAU]

The NRL’s Penrith Panthers have taken over as the most valuable sports club in the country despite missing the grand final this season, outranking the premiership-winning Brisbane Broncos in a list of football teams by the worth of their brand.

https://t.co/AlqlgxTDAN

[Ian Beard @IanIwilly]

@GibsMoore @abcsport A bit of “Fiji Time” required Andrew.

[Western Weekender @wwpenrith]

Troy Dodds wants to see the Panthers front and centre of the Penrith Stadium re-build. Why are they being ignored?

https://t.co/bDlyV22FQ7

[George’s Classic Hollywood(GP) @CHC_1927]

Legendary Stan Laurel & Oliver Hardy. These guys never disappoint when you want some fun to watch; their comedies are like fine wine to me.

[Newcastle United @NUFC]

Newcastle United are delighted to confirm that Eddie Howe has returned to his duties at the club’s Training Centre.

Eddie had recently been hospitalised with pneumonia and has now returned to work after a period of recovery.

We thank supporters for their warm wishes. 🖤🤍

[Western Weekender @wwpenrith]

Local and independent news publishers from across Australia are gathering in Melbourne this week for the third annual LINA Summit.

https://t.co/XI4D96lTYi

[Ian Beard @IanIwilly]

@NateTaylor87 Jangled nerves for a birthday mate! #NRLVegas

[steve @bagshaw2112]

Be careful today #snow

It snowed last night...
8:00 am: I made a snowman.

8:10 - A feminist passed by and asked me why I didn't make a snow woman.

8:15 - So, I made a snow woman.

8:17 - My feminist neighbor complained about the snow woman's voluptuous chest saying it objectified snow women everywhere.

8:20 - The gay couple living nearby threw a hissy fit and moaned it could have been two snow men instead.

8:22 - The transgender man..women...person asked why I didn't just make one snow person with detachable parts.

8:25 - The vegans at the end of the lane complained about the carrot nose, as veggies are food and not to decorate snow figures with.

8:28 - I was being called a racist because the snow couple is white.

8:31 - The middle eastern gent across the road demanded the snow woman be covered up .

8:40 - The Police arrived saying someone had been offended.

8:42 - The feminist neighbor complained again that the broomstick of the snow woman needed to be removed because it depicted women in a domestic role.

8:43 - The council equality officer arrived and threatened me with eviction.

8:45 - TV news crew from BBC showed up. I was asked if I know the difference between snowmen and snow-women? I replied "Snowballs" and am now called a sexist.

9:00 - I was on the News as a suspected terrorist, racist, homophobe sensibility offender, bent on stirring up trouble during difficult weather.

9:10 - I was asked if I have any accomplices. My children were taken by social services.

9:29 - Far left protesters offended by everything marched down the street demanding for me to be arrested.

By noon it all melted

Moral:

There is no moral to this story. It is what we have become, all because of snowflakes

[Ode @OdeEsme1]

@MattWalshBlog @MattWalshBlog
The WokeLibGlobalists Existential Meltdown
WHO WEF WHO UN ALL DEMOLISHED
- Soros, Schwabb, Obama, Gates, Fauci, Clinton, Kerry …

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

The best show ever! 😂😂

[Ian Beard @IanIwilly]

Love to see a standalone Balmain but what’s changed between now and 25 years ago? Having games between Leichhardt and Campbelltown was always ridiculous! Just my thoughts . . .

[Michael Chammas @MichaelChammas]

BREAKING

‘We’ve lost faith in them’: Balmain consider shock exit from Wests Tigers merger as civil war threatens to erupt

"The time has come for us to step aside and resurrect the Balmain Tigers." - Balmain director Garry Leo.

FULL STORY: https://t.co/A0CkRvpffP

[Toon Polls @ToonPolls]

Best kit reveal video ever. #NUFC

[Western Weekender @wwpenrith]

A Tony Popovic return at the Wanderers. Would you love it?

https://t.co/azBcs5vdPV

[Ian Beard @IanIwilly]

@NateTaylor87 OK OK in Nate we trust!