Ian Jacobsen

Film buff, Nietzsche, Cioron and Bacon devotee, very old Marketeer and economist.

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

West Ham relegated, hilarious! To their moron fans who get on at Stratford and get off at Chelmsford who behave like trash, siging 'We're West Ham we do what we want', now you know you dont! You don't stay in the Premier League or score enough goals! Good riddance scum! #whu

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

"Gemma Collins" on education is a bit like asking Harold Shipman to the Department of Health! #Labour

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

#imacelebrity presumably the main requirement to get on this programme is to have an IQ under 12. Brain dead tv...

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So Trump enables the Iranians to join, the Somalis, the North Vietnamese & VC, the Taliban and N Korea who have all humiliated 'the most powerful military in the world'. MAGA must be so proud! #TACO #artofthedeal

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

So, Sadiq Khan has decided to reduce knife crime by giving out MP5s and Glock pistols to criminals. The Met Police are hopeless, they can't catch criminals and instead potentially arm them! #metpolice #london

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

Bob Monkhouse Repair Shop episode cancelled due to woke sexism claim from Ricochet employee! Pathetic! #Boycottrepairshop #BoycottRicochet #DefundBBC

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So, Trump goes #TACO again and capitulates to the Iranians! Hilarious! Iran confirms NO negotiations and Trump caves because of the market. Utter chaos while his family make a buck buying shares while low and selling when high. MAGA types are total fools.

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So, the USS Gerald Ford, 'MAGA World's most powerful warship has blocked toilets and catches fire! Now on its way for repairs! Hilarious, presumably sailors are running round peeing over the side chanting 'USA USA'...

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

Christ, how many deckchairs have been sacrificed to make that hideous dress on #potterythrowdown

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

@IshoAmos @stanjunior001 Do you mean scissors??????

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

So, @365Copilot85466 Microsoft 365 Copilot advert shows man able to negotiate without assistance whereas the woman needs support to carry out basic negotiations!

Sexism is not dead!

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

@Soodamoo How old are you, four???

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

Billy Smartest Circus will be passed when they see their big top has been nicked for a mini dress by Siobhan!!

Dear God the horror.

#potterythrowdown

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

@eMTBrides "Reports indicate that U.S. Delta Force operators, dispatched to Gaza to aid in locating and rescuing hostages after the October 7, 2023, attacks, faced significant operational challenges and, according to some reports, failed to locate captives" ho hum!

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@FTGSolutionsLLC Nutjob alert!

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

Silverback Gorillas are male not mothers! #potterythrowdown

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

Roxy leaves with the usual nonsense, completely wrong until the end! #traitors #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors #traitorsuncloaked

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

With her people reading skills, cannot help but wonder how many serial killers Roxy has recruited in her day job? #traitors #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors #TraitorsUncloaked

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

Mathew gone, the revenge of Jessie! Glad to see him gone. #traitors #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors #traitorsuncloaked

[Ian Jacobsen @IanJacobsen]

Roxy is brain dead with a huge gob!#traitors #TraitorsUK #TheTraitorsUK #TheTraitors #traitorsuncloaked