Ian Jordan

I'm an ass sometimes

[Ian Jordan @IanJordan88]

@TomWayne1385317 @ChineseEmbinUK

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@punkcase I've tried contacting y'all about an order that I never received. Specifically #826010, I've try emailing, calling, using the contact us on your web page. This is ridiculous

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A Guy Was Sent To Buy His Girlfriend's Makeup, Hilarity Ensued https://t.co/OgnqJeJ2bg via @CollegeHumor

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Win #Sigelei 75W-TC, 60 mL of CCI The Shady Lurker Juice and Sony VTC4, 2100 mAh battery! via http://t.co/lKTw4BuVHQ

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[Ian Jordan @IanJordan88]

"@BadAdviceRock: How to get in shape in 60 days!

1. Crunches
2. Meth
3. Learn Latin
4. Eat crayons
5. Shake a baby
6. Meth
7. Push-ups"

[Ian Jordan @IanJordan88]

@AshleyMarie8907 I loves you mostest

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@rmfellner I miss you robbypoo

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@KenGuyTheMan you oughta tweet more douchemoose

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@LinHensley09 you should probably hang out with my angry @AshleyMarie8907 and I more than once a year

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@NicoleJackson77 I miss my life partner

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@AshleyMarie8907 look how cute that heffer is!!

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@alphafox67 you need to hang out with @AshleyMarie8907 and I soon

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@AshleyMarie8907

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Jesus @AshleyMarie8907, of course I was talking about goats, by the 4th child they could just waltz the heck out

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Hey @AshleyMarie8907 I kinda sorta wanna marry you and have at least 9 kids and a cow maybe a corgi and possibly if you're nice a savanna

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@NicoleJackson77 action shot!!!!

[Ian Jordan @IanJordan88]

Why do these not exist its 2013 we should have cute hybrids and flying cars by now!