Ian

Personal trainer, one-time rock and roll star, Husband to Kelda and father to Effi. Drinking coffee, supporting the toon and talking bollocks

[𐚁 @Whxtevxrr]

#Newcastle 🫶🏽

[FairPlayForWomen @fairplaywomen]

Another woman beaten by a male boxer.
Another woman protesting with X

#paris2024

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Vote Them Out

[joe heenan @joeheenan]

When you watched Johnson lie every fucking day, you had no power.
When you found out the Tories gave billions to their mates, you had no power.
When your mortgage increased because of that useless twat Truss, you had no power.
Tomorrow you have power.
Use it
#GeneralElection

[Crap 90s Football @Crap90sFootball]

A few #Euro96 highlights.

#Crap90sFootball

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

On Thursday 4 July we can change our country – together.

[Crap 90s Football @Crap90sFootball]

Total football.

#Crap90sFootball

[Ian @IanM75]

Bruno ruptures his Achilles whilst fouling Gordon who does a hamstring.. just you fu**ing watch

[Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford]

I don't want lower taxes.

I want hospital beds.

Trains that run on time.

Kids who aren't too hungry to learn.

Libraries in every town.

Rivers that don't run with slurry.

Local councils not forced into bankruptcy.

Politicians who don't venally line their own pockets.

[Ian @IanM75]

Jesus why do Fulham look miles fresher than us?? #nufc

[Ian @IanM75]

God this feels good with 3 geordies on the pitch too… Big fat f£*k you to the media narrative of Saudi millions #nufc

[Ian @IanM75]

What the f£&k are the Liverpool fans booing? That the ref got every decision RIGHT in that half?? #nufc

[Ian @IanM75]

@aapierre

[Olaf Falafel @OFalafel]

Someone's replaced my passport photo with a picture of a marzipan fruitcake - I think my identity's been stollen.

[Carol Vorderman @carolvorders]

Interesting that Moderna and Rishi Sunak's potential interest in the company is being raised again...

I'm pleased.

I've been a dog with a bone about this for a long time as you know.

He has never issued a denial

[Ian @IanM75]

@aapierre Yep I jinxed it

[Ian @IanM75]

Come on you absolutely beautiful black and white bastads #nufc

[Ian @IanM75]

Right I’m off to boil me head #nufc

[Dr Dan Goyal @danielgoyal]

Just to be clear, the PM & Chancellor who led the Covid response have both “lost” their WhatsApps from the exact time they are accused of willingly allowing thousands to die and there is no police investigation? Yeah, totally normal country!

[iain clarkson @iainclarkson69]

This is brilliantly powerful

[Ian @IanM75]

All the parents waking up at 5am thinking “shit, what’s that Elf done today”
I’m here for you